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Stuur sommer vir die ooooms ook 2

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......

Bushwacker wrote:HAVE A GREAT 09 09 09

Happy birthday (This only comes ones in a lifetime)

Damn........ almost had a cure for ooooms snoring, but i am afraid kissing him and tucking him in, aint' going to work.

These are real newspaper headings............ Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!...

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart He said to...

Deon, you have started a mini-me craze...........
Big boys with their toys.........

Can they make one for a Tune?

Awesome story........... if this was your only contribution by writing your trip report...... WELL DONE.

This should be published in an offroad mag.
I am sure that oooms is now going to want to go to Namibia, as it is one of the few African country, we haven't explored.

bump!

Re: Rebel 4x4 Rock Crawl 5 September 2009, Moegatle Well done Cassie en Die Bul

Well done Cassie en Die Bul

Mark recommended a 4X4 course for me last year, when we bought the Tune, which gave me a lot more confidence when travelling offroad as well as assuring me of the vehicle's capabilities. He also got a good laugh at his wife stalling........ the vehicle, as I was a nervous as hell. :lol: :lol: But I ...

I must say, I have had some hairraising experiences with Mark, but afterwards it seemed not to be so bad. Atleast I know what he, his bakkie and the fortuner can do. I trust his judgement.

Was great fun, there was a lady who made the females very proud. Not something I would sommer do easily.

1. Indicating will give away your next move. A real Gauteng driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled by at least 2 taxis, two Golfs, a BMW and an Uno, putting you in an even more dangerous s...

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be...... The $2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two e...

Very true..........

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything w...as silent in the cab, then the driver said, &...

Pa pak sy tas vir 'n besigheidstrip.Sy 3-jarige dogtertjie sit op die bed en speel.Sy steek 2 vingertjies uit na hom en roep "pappa kyk". Speels gryp hy haar hand en druk haar 2 vingers in sy mond terwyl hy lag en sê: "Ek eet somm......er jou vingers op".Hy gaan aan met pak. Hy s...

So 'n mondjie moet mos jam kry

Clever girl..........

Okay Mud dog and FD................. own up, who's family member is this

That is very ........... rich

May you have lots of springs.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks i...

Great story, please also tell us about the amount of fuel you guys carried, water............. did you find any water or how much you had carried.

Hoppy, has the weeeeeeek been that bad

dalkill wrote:now if only we could hear what they saying

Hakuna Matata

Hi Hennie,
Hope the story is not finished..................... please put some more pictures too...... :?

It was a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for a few hours in those black robes, they decided to take off all their clothes and paint naked. An hour later, someone knocked on the door of the church. "Who is it?" they called out. "I...

Eight year old little JOHNNY asked his mother the age-old question: "How did I get here?" His mother told him, "God sent you." "And my cousin Matt ?" "He sent him also" said the mother . "Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny. "Yes, dear,&...

Just a reminder, most DAD'S teach their daughters how to drive and park

Try and fly with the wind from behind where possible. Ensure that you have very little luggage and do not deviate from the GF.

Pizza. May I have your .." Customer: "Halloo, can I order?" Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eish ....., hold on ....eh.... 698-45-54610 .." Operator : "OK... you're .... Mr Sfiso Majola and you're calling from...

Hi Jean,
Praat jy van 'n Helikopter R22 of 'n Toyota Hillux 22R?

Sorry, used to drive a German car before the Tuna

If you open the bonnet, to your right hand side, above the gearbox, the starter sits there. Usually just 2 or 3 bolts with a number 13 spanner. I would suggest you disconnect the battery, before removing the wires.

Toyota Fortuner. D4D 4x4

HI, yes it is.......................his wife. I always have to hear and see about the discussions on the forum, and has therefor decided to join.

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