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Gary,
Jy was darem handig met daai pil bottels

Dit lyk netjies

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Hoeveel kos dit?
Ek wil nie met verkoops agente op die foon praat nie ......

As julle nie die prys op die forum wil plaas nie sal `n PM ook werk

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Ek sal maar vinnig lag voor iemand die post delete

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Hi Shawn :)

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Ek het nie `n pyn met dit nie. As jy sonder petrol gaan staan is dit jou eie skuld. Dis in elkgeval die "minder" padvaardige karre wat ek gewoonlik langs die pad sien staan. Hopelik kyk hulle sommer die hele voertuig dan deur en skryf boetes vir alles wat nie reg is nie. Dis die klas van m...

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Hello Dave
Welcome

I hope you will enjoy the site :)

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WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SH...

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6 degrees of blonde `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from her...

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Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Fishing.jpg Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues, slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better...

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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blond mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however,...

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Thys,

Myne het juis in Brackenfell "weggeraak"

Dit was `n wit pvc end cap dan `n blou pvc female/female stuk en dan wit pvc reducer met so +/- 80 cm wit down pipe...
My igniter was een van daai vonk goete wat hulle by gas weld gebruik.

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Skiet `n golf ball vêêêêêr +/- 350m.... Brut deodorant en Doom (flying insects) het die beste gewerk. Die blikkies met lighter gas refil was nie daai tyd nie algemeen beskikbaar nie :evil: :evil: :evil: ek wonder hoe ver die butane die balletjie sal skiet. Ek wonder wat van my "gun" geword...

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My 1 day employment Maxine.jpg So, after landing my new job as an Edgars greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at ...

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ThysdJ wrote:......Daar is geen rede hoekom ons dit nie 2 keer volgende jaar kan doen nie... in Feb vir kreef en in Augustus/Sept vir die blomme..

+1

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Beware of the Boers! Barack Obama was sitting in his office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Howzit, Barack!" a voice in broken English said. "This is Koos Vannermerwe here from the Doringboom Bar in Thabazimbi , South Africa . I am ringing to inform y...

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Middel Feb 2011 sal my pas....

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DIE OORSPRONKLIKE LEGENDE Lank gelede het 'n mier en 'n sprinkaan saam op dieselfde stuk veld gewoon. Gedurende die somer het hierdie mier dag en nag gewerk sodat hy genoegsame voorraad kon inbring vir die naderende winter. Hy het selfs sy huis so ingerig dat hy warm en beskut sou wees gedurende di...

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Rooies wrote:n Mens moet dalk n paar manne op die forum bymekaar kry en volgende jaar so n trip aanpak.

Ek sal defnitief belangstel belangstel in die trip.
Ek sal darem seker ook kan visvang langs die pad....
Dis darem nader as Henties....

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Ouch!!!

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Eina !!!

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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!...

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* Salomo het driehonderd vroue en nog sewehonderd bye-vye gehad. Nie almal van hulle het gesteek nie, maar hy was gelukkig baie slim en het 'n plan uitgewerk. * Nog 'n belangrike uitvindsel was die bloedsomloop. Dit het verhoed dat jou bloed stilstaan, wat stilstuipe veroorsaak. * Egipteland was bew...

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Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially" and "reality?" Dad: I will show you. Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Patrice Motsepe for 1 million dollars?" Wife: Yes, off course! I would never waste such an opportunity! Then Dad a...

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS? A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father; THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED. You say; But that baby is not mine; The girl says; he is the father ...

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As we progress through the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water withou...

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Dit is maar `n trane trekker

As `n mens die "storie" lees en dis nie nodig om jou oë vinnig te knip nie, is jy maar redelik harde kwas.

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This is one of the kindest things you may ever see.. It is not known who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the US postal service. Abbey.jpg Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and t...

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Very accurate description.....
The solution to drink does not taste too bad

, maar jy is regtig "jet" aangedrewe

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My darling husband, Before you return from your trip, I want to let you know about a little accident I had with your Bakkie. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. In fact, about 5 seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to ...

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Moenie vir koue pampoen skrik nie...... :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn429/PetrusD/Odds%20and%20Ends/PUMPKIN%20CARVING%20EXTREME/ATT00001.jpg http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn429/PetrusD/Odds%20and%20Ends/PUMPKIN%20CARVING%20EXTREME/ATT00002.jpg http://i322.photobucket.c...

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The priest asks Johnny if he's not scared of meeting Satan.

Little Johnny says "You are the one that must be scared; you talk sh!t about him every Sunday."

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Dit is April en die Boesmans in 'n afgeleë deel van die Kalahari vra hulle nuwe stamhoof of dit hierdie winter matig of koud gaan wees. Omdat hy stamhoof is in meer moderne tye, het hy nooit die ou geheime geleer nie. Wanneer hy die lug bestudeer, kon hy nie sê hoe die winter gaan wees nie. Nieteens...

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Sipho's wife collapses and he phones for an ambulance.
"Address please"
4 Eucalyptus street
"Spell it please"
There is a long long silence....

"Eishhhhhh, if I drag her to Oak street can u pick her up there?"

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Dis op Worcester agter die Landdroskantoor!

Dit is onbeskryflik… ek neem aan jy moet inpas tot een pas,

Maak net seker jy staan eerste in die ry…

WAAR kry hy sy voorraad...????

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This is the moment a group of tiny caterpillars formed an incredible 17ft long convoy to cross a road in the Kruger National Park (South Africa) Some 136 caterpillars made the single line and wriggled top-to-toe across the road, linked by a thin silk thread which set their path. And their safety-in-...

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Die part nr behoort op die invoice te wees.

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Dit lyk amper soos `n trekker se "top link" van die drie punt http://pbplantsales.co.uk/zen/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=167" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; http://www.tractorindia.com/3point_linkage.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

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legend35 wrote:...Why do you want to spend money on the Corolla.Sell it like it is and spend the moneys on the new Van.

+1

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Daar was op `n tyd `n siekte onder die krokodille in die kruger park.
Ek kan nie onthou waaarvan nie. Het dit op die TV gesien.
Daar het baie krokodille gevrek - miskien het die kat daar `n "liefde" vir wit vleis ontwikkel..... , of die kat het gereken die een is ook al half dood....

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Baie netjies

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Short story

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"Drive it like you stole it"

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Blondes Are The Best!!! A blonde & her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back ...

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Ek weet nie hoekom daar so baie reply`s was nie...

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PA LOOP VERBY SY SEUN SE KAMER EN TOT SY STOMME VERBASING SIEN HY DIE BED IS NETJIES OPGEMAAK. TOE SIEN HY 'N KOEVERT OP DIE KUSSING. DIS GERIG AAN "PA". MET BEKLEMMING OM SY HART TEL HY DIT OP, SKEUR DIT OOP EN LEES DIE BRIEFIE : "LIEWE PA, DIS MET GROOT SPYT EN VERDRIET DAT EK VIR J...

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Op 'n dag stuur die boer vir ou Phillemon uit om die kragdrade op sy plaas te gaan inspekteer. Die boer sê hy moet so met die pale langs loop en kyk of alles reg is. Die boer gee toe vir hom 'n radio en se hy moet net roep as hy êrens 'n probleem kry. So gaat ou Phillemon die pad af op pad na die ly...

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'n Universiteit student gaan huis toe vir die vakansie en waarsku haar ouers dat sy haar nuwe kêrel saambring. Die ou is 'n dwergie en die student vra haar ouers om asseblief tog haar sesjarige sussie in te lig. Die ma neem vir kleinsus eenkant en se "Poplap, jou ouer suster kom die naweek huis...

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