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by Zandyl
Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:54 am
Forum: Trip Reports
Topic: Road to Hell - Doodsakker - Van Zyls Pass
Replies: 35
Views: 7694

Re: Road to Hell - Doodsakker - Van Zyls Pass

Die bakkie het nou 200,000km op en bearings was nog nooit gedoen nie
Jy lieg,altwee gedoen op jou trip. :twisted: Dankie Johannes baie nice trip report.
by Zandyl
Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:41 pm
Forum: Photography
Topic: Canon SX50 HS
Replies: 12
Views: 5455

Re: Canon SX50 HS

Wait for the sx60, it should be available in November.

http://www.canon.co.za/For_Home/Product ... t_sx60_hs/
by Zandyl
Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:07 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Heater fuse in engine bay??
Replies: 4
Views: 1038

Re: Heater fuse in engine bay??

That, according to the wiring diagrams that i have, is for the Blower motor.
by Zandyl
Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:43 pm
Forum: General Mods
Topic: Help asb! Where do I buy this???
Replies: 32
Views: 5220

Re: Help asb! Where do I buy this???

Hi George,.
Paid R821.00 here in town, should be a lot cheaper from HCdP.
by Zandyl
Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: !!! CIGGIES be GONE !!!
Replies: 154
Views: 12500

Re: !!! CIGGIES be GONE !!!

If your mind is in the right place like yours you will win the fight.I just stop the smoking habit by saying it is for my own benefit to stop smoking.
That is the truth.
I was smoking for 35 years, also 40 to 50 per day.
Stopped on 27 Feb. and i just ignore the cravings.
by Zandyl
Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:07 am
Forum: Route Planning questions/discussions
Topic: Route to Kgalagadi
Replies: 4
Views: 1396

Re: Route to Kgalagadi

Ek het Van Zylsrus / Askham pad Desember gery.

Bly weg van daai pad.

Het gelukkig gesien toe my waentjie se modderskerm afval, het hom opgetel en op Twee Trivieren weer terug gesit.

Moes ook stop om ander pop rivets op die deksel se skarniere te sit.
by Zandyl
Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:54 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 3707
Views: 895193

Re: Joke of the day

CHEWING GUM! An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australi...
by Zandyl
Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Butter
Replies: 17
Views: 2161

Re: Butter

:silent: :silent: :silent:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/margarine-butter.shtml" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by Zandyl
Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Papa's got a brand new toy...
Replies: 109
Views: 10293

Re: Papa's got a brand new toy...

The song is a winner... it's not so much about the video clips.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Now to get that MP3'ed, I want it as a ringtone.. :twisted: :twisted: I've got it converted, could the Jeep guys that want it please PM me their E-mail addresses so that i can forward to you ASAP. REASON:...
by Zandyl
Thu May 09, 2013 7:47 am
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Serindipity - 3-5 May
Replies: 144
Views: 16194

Re: Serindipity - 3-5 May

1st of June i am night shift, if you can make it the 6th, i am in.
by Zandyl
Thu May 09, 2013 7:39 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 3707
Views: 895193

Re: How people eat chicken

Donkey wrote::mocking: I've seen this :shock2: :lmao:

Nope, i think you've done that :tease: :tease:
by Zandyl
Wed May 08, 2013 8:00 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 3707
Views: 895193

Telephone call

Thabo Mbeki, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a...
by Zandyl
Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:25 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Why I love Africa!!!!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 2282

Re: Why I love Africa!!!!!!!

Near Tzaneen at S 23° 45.401 E 030° 09.846




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by Zandyl
Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:34 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fietsry!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1527

Fietsry!!!!!

Saterdag vlieg ‘n klomp malletjies op tv weg op die Cape Epic. So tussen my popcorn en brannas wonder ek of ek nie ook maar moet fiks word nie want daar is ‘n paar moerse mooi boudjies op daai baasiekels, maar ek is so verdomp unfit ek kry milt steek as ek toilet toe loop.. Ek het mos hoeka vir die ...
by Zandyl
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:36 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Gauteng - Events Calendar for 2013
Replies: 51
Views: 5632

Re: Gauteng - Events Calendar for 2013

Is die 3-5 May – Serendipity nog aan.
by Zandyl
Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Where to host my pics!!
Replies: 25
Views: 2685

Re: Where to host my pics!!

Download Gimp, you can do batch re-sizing with it.

http://www.gimp.org/
by Zandyl
Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:20 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: THE CAT THAT WENT TO HEAVEN
Replies: 7
Views: 1333

THE CAT THAT WENT TO HEAVEN

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sle...
by Zandyl
Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:11 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Golf on Christmas Day
Replies: 6
Views: 1074

Golf on Christmas Day

Golf on Christmas Day Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do i...
by Zandyl
Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:14 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: A B C D E F G H I J K
Replies: 11
Views: 1872

A B C D E F G H I J K

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... then he said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeo...
by Zandyl
Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rhino Sponsorship for food
Replies: 224
Views: 18354

Re: Rhino Sponsorship for food

Another 4 of the animals at Sondela.
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by Zandyl
Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rhino Sponsorship for food
Replies: 224
Views: 18354

Re: Rhino Sponsorship for food

Good job Shaun, thanx. Okay, so rice sorted for R 4000, that leaves a balance of R 3760. Spoke to the Denkavit supplier and the cost is R422 ex VAT for 15kg bag. He will speak to his boss to see if there's a way to reduce the cost, which will just revert back into extra bag or two. so for now at R4...
by Zandyl
Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:38 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: What Is Couple Sex?
Replies: 10
Views: 1654

What Is Couple Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight ...
by Zandyl
Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:48 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Customer feedback
Replies: 9
Views: 1554

Re: Customer feedback

Ek sien die groot oomblik was 11pm, jy het 11:09pm gepost.

Het die pyn toe al genoeg bedaar? :twisted: :twisted:
by Zandyl
Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:07 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Braai / brunch – 2-09-2012 (Walter Sisulu Botanical Garden)
Replies: 14
Views: 2966

Re: Braai / brunch – 2-09-2012 (Walter Sisulu Botanical Gar

Waar is die plek, Mr? 27°50'40.7"E 26°05'13.8"S Jy sien Jaco, jy's weer gans en al te slim vir my vanaand....... :cry: My huis grens aan die plek....so ek kan soentoe loop, en het al baie gedoen. Maar nie met my gas braai nie :lol: :lol: :lol: Moet dit net nie search op Google Earth searc...
by Zandyl
Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:03 pm
Forum: Gauteng
Topic: Braai / brunch – 2-09-2012 (Walter Sisulu Botanical Garden)
Replies: 14
Views: 2966

Re: Braai / brunch – 2-09-2012 (Walter Sisulu Botanical Gar

OOOOMS wrote:Waar is die plek, Mr?
27°50'40.7"E 26°05'13.8"S
by Zandyl
Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:39 pm
Forum: Meet the People
Topic: Dyno Grafieke
Replies: 4
Views: 1544

Re: Dyno Grafieke

by Zandyl
Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:59 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Gearmax Diff en Cabin Fan op 2.7 Legend 35
Replies: 3
Views: 990

Re: Gearmax Diff en Cabin Fan op 2.7 Legend 35

Weet enige iemand waar hy sit en hoe ek by dit uitkom?
http://www.toyodiy.com/parts/p_G_1998_T ... 715.4.html

Part nommer 87138B.
by Zandyl
Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:43 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: Tapatalk
Replies: 68
Views: 12862

Re: Tapatalk

by Zandyl
Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:09 pm
Forum: General Hilux Discussions
Topic: 2.7 sluggish
Replies: 20
Views: 6180

Re: 2.7 sluggish

I had mine on a weigh bridge, weight was 2060kg.
by Zandyl
Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:02 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: My Pa se raad...
Replies: 6
Views: 1235

My Pa se raad...

Pa het altyd gesê, “Voor jy trou, koop eerder vir jou 'n Ford.
Dieselfde *a* ……………………………..


















maar jy stoot meer!”
by Zandyl
Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:19 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: They Are Finally together …
Replies: 7
Views: 1373

They Are Finally together …

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident. Judy again remarried; she and John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin the preacher tha...
by Zandyl
Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The new Tata / Land Rover
Replies: 7
Views: 1656

Re: The new Tata / Land Rover

:sick: :sick:
by Zandyl
Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:32 pm
Forum: Engine conversions (Lexus/7M-GE/3RZ-FE etc)
Topic: 2.7 na v8 ombouing
Replies: 5
Views: 1974

Re: 2.7 na v8 ombouing

:? Hoppy ek weet eerlik waar nie wat het gebeur nie. Die tys en als was tog reg toe ek hom oop gemaak het. Die merke op die cam sprocket was lood reg bo nadat en die crank gedraai het tot op tdc. Die sproket makeer niks en so ook die ketting. Wat was die rede vir die wat jy gedoen het valves wat br...
by Zandyl
Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:25 pm
Forum: Electronic Gadgets and Radios
Topic: Gps help asb
Replies: 6
Views: 2062

Re: Gps help asb

Ek weet egter nie wat tans die 1400 vervang het nie.

Die NP200. :tease: :tease:
by Zandyl
Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:13 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Annual Test for Dementia
Replies: 9
Views: 1457

Annual Test for Dementia

Our Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year for us to take our annual Dementia test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory c...
by Zandyl
Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:45 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: NEW UK NHS DENTAL TECHNIQUES
Replies: 3
Views: 909

NEW UK NHS DENTAL TECHNIQUES

The NHS Dentist in Bath pulls out a 'numbing' needle to give the man a Novocaine shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the Nitrous Oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is Suffoc...
by Zandyl
Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:45 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: The old fart
Replies: 5
Views: 1090

The old fart

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. • The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" • The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 tim...
by Zandyl
Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie--Gefix
Replies: 14
Views: 1927

Re: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie--Gefix

Willem01 wrote:Dankie almal die kar is gefix....
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Is dit nou al wat ons kry, wat was fout.
by Zandyl
Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:48 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Raffle - Photo Safari Package fund raiser
Replies: 72
Views: 17953

Re: Raffle - Photo Safari Package fund raiser

Order no. 258 vir 2 kaartjies.
by Zandyl
Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie--Gefix
Replies: 14
Views: 1927

Re: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie------Raad asb

[url] http://www.vwclub.co.za/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=83077&hilit=polo+radiator+fan/url" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;] Van wat ek nou al gekry het is dat die radiator fan en aircon fan saam beheer word deur engine management system. VW se EMS is lekker deurmekaa...
by Zandyl
Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie--Gefix
Replies: 14
Views: 1927

Re: VW Polo - Fan skop nie in nie------Raad asb

[url] http://www.vwclub.co.za/phpbb3/viewtopi ... or+fan/url" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;]
Sal nog soek.
by Zandyl
Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:47 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Epol Dieet
Replies: 5
Views: 1109

Epol Dieet

Ek haat dit waneer mense hulle onnosel hou, met simpel vrae wat my teen die mure uit kan dryf! Net nou die dag gaan koop ek 'n sak EPOL hondekos by Pick 'n Pay en ewe, terwyl ek so in die ry staan, vra 'n vrou agter my of ek 'n hond het. Nou kyk, net daar voel dit asof my derms draai van be*%#geid, ...
by Zandyl
Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:41 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Beware of the older woman
Replies: 5
Views: 1076

Beware of the older woman

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'Wha...
by Zandyl
Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: CAN DOOM
Replies: 10
Views: 1502

CAN DOOM

Een dag vra Piet vir Jan Jissie, Jan hoekom het jy so baie kinders? Jan antwoord: "Ek weet nie wat om te maak nie ek raak al mal van al die kinders" Piet: "Nou hoekom gebruik jy nie 'n Kondoom nie?" Jan: "'n Kondoom?" Piet: "Ja, 'n Kondoom, Gaan na die winkel toe e...
by Zandyl
Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:38 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Quickie in the Bushes
Replies: 8
Views: 1488

Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a path way for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient...
by Zandyl
Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:31 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: The Psychologist and the Proctologist
Replies: 5
Views: 838

The Psychologist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith...
by Zandyl
Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Late night/early morning crew
Replies: 2077
Views: 346356

Re: Late night/early morning crew

Mud Dog wrote:Yeah, thanks. You too! :thumbup: Will also call it a day once I get rid of this pain in the butt computer virus problem. ;-)
Pain in the butt is not from viruses, normally it it is called piles, caused by constipation. :tease: :tease:
by Zandyl
Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What watch do you wear?
Replies: 66
Views: 5422

Re: What watch so you wear?

Mark, die "D" is regs van die "S". :tease:
jy mag maar my post delete.
by Zandyl
Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:57 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: PREGNANT LIZARD
Replies: 4
Views: 899

PREGNANT LIZARD

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story Below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell m...
by Zandyl
Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:43 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: The Ostrich Story
Replies: 3
Views: 989

The Ostrich Story

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ...
by Zandyl
Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:51 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: DIENSPLIG
Replies: 2
Views: 812

DIENSPLIG

DIENSPLIG Eendag merk die dominee 'n klein seuntjie in die voorportaal van die kerk op wat aandagtig na ' n groot gedenkplaat teen die muur staan en kyk. Dit was oortrek met name en daar was klein landsvlaggies weerskante. Toe loop die dominee nader, kom staan langs die seuntjie, en sê saggies: &quo...
by Zandyl
Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:38 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 860

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, bu...
by Zandyl
Wed May 30, 2012 9:56 pm
Forum: The Workshop
Topic: Alternator for dual batter system and fridge.
Replies: 53
Views: 5944

Re: Alternator for dual batter system and fridge.

@Johannes: I think you should start a separate post (sticky please!) with all these nice to have circuit ideas! I tell you it will be a HUGE hit! Especially for us folk who like to help Toyota make their Hiluxes even BETTER! I made and installed a simple lights on reminder, after 2 flat batteries, ...
by Zandyl
Wed May 30, 2012 9:49 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Vir Mark (Ooooms)
Replies: 16
Views: 2134

Vir Mark (Ooooms)

:evil: :evil: Na hierdie glipsie. Ag sorry man.....lag maar.... :o: Glad you checked, hope you find it..... :wink2: anyway here it is :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.hilux4x4.co.za/views/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=25505" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Eppy? Daai siekte genaamd O....
by Zandyl
Wed May 30, 2012 2:07 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Rubbertjie
Replies: 7
Views: 1053

Rubbertjie

Oom Karolis (83) staan by die busstop & wag. Toe die bus stop & die deur automaties oopgaan, spring 'n vrou en haar 8 kinders voor hom in, en oom Karolis is toe maar gedwonge om te staan in die bus. Hy ly aan Parkinsons en sy kierie tik-tik-tik teen die vloer terwyl hulle ry. Die vrou is red...
by Zandyl
Mon May 28, 2012 6:46 pm
Forum: Recovery Equipment
Topic: Hand Winch
Replies: 71
Views: 23138

Re: Hand Winch

Doom wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:So ding is swaar :o: :o:
Wat sal so 'n ding omtrent weeg?
My 1.6 ton een weeg 21kg sonder kabel.
by Zandyl
Sun May 27, 2012 5:31 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Give That Woman A Bells...
Replies: 6
Views: 1310

Give That Woman A Bells...

Never talk bad about a woman's cooking, you’ll be SHOCKED!


Husband: Your cooking is so pathetic despite you watching so many cooking shows!


Wife : U watch porn!!! No improvement!!! Did I ever complain?
by Zandyl
Sat May 26, 2012 1:07 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Pietertjie
Replies: 10
Views: 1685

Pietertjie

Hello Ma Dis Pietertjie hier. Baie dankie vir die oulike onderbroekies wat Ma vir my op die plaas uit meelsakkies gemaak het. Die meeste van hulle het groot reaksie by die meisies hier by die universiteit uitgelok. Sannie het my onderbroekie heel aand net stip gesit en bekyk. Dis nou daai een waar v...

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