Hilux 4x4 Forum

Bushwacker

· Jy word nie gebore met blou oë in Brakpan nie, jy fight daarvoor pappie! · Hoekom sny Brakpanners hul honde se sterte af? So as skoonma kom kuier dat daar geen teken van blydskap is nie!!! · Brakpan pick up line : Ek het asma maar ek voel altyd beter na n pompie. · Wat noem Brakpanners 'n brunet? ...

Bushwacker

pietpetoors wrote:Curo het ook een of ander beter standaard, dit is hoekom hulle floreer.

(hoe spel mens floreer? Vloreer, floereer, eish, daar laat my Afrikaans my in die steek en dit met Vrystaat onderrig in die tagtigs)

Jy ken net 30 persent van jou spelling :wth:

Bushwacker

A letter from a Zimbabwean resident about coming to terms with Africa. Yesterday l had only US$20 in my pocket. But after some careful consideration, I decided to dress for Meikles Hotel. I sat myself down at a beautifully laid table in La Fontanne Restaurant and ordered the 7-course dinner, startin...

Bushwacker

Bushwacker

Brakpan troukoek

Bushwacker

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wres...

Bushwacker

Does "Sell my KZTE for a Jeep" count

Bushwacker

Bushwacker

Adding cold water to a hot engin can cause a crack like that!

Bushwacker

The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman and efielda.

Bushwacker

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to me wife telling her I was coming home today from...

Bushwacker

Bushwacker

An elderly couple, had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "...

Bushwacker

Hier is die pryse:- Bullbar met fitment: R14699.99 Bullbar sonder fitment: R12899.93 (Hierdie pryse sluit BTW in) Ons het nog net die import met 50mm lift gedoen. Die sonder bodylift sal bietjie langer vat. Met die laser-cutters en powder-coaters se tye sal dit so tussen 6 tot 8 weke vat. Thanks vir...

Bushwacker

hansman wrote:Hello
Dit is regtig die mooiste bumper wat ek nog gesien het. Gaan julle dit kommersieel bou?
Laat weet asb wat dit sal kos? Mybesonderhede hansprinsloo@yahoo.co.uk
Baie dankie
Hansman&Vaaltyn

Al die bumpers wat ons bou is kommersieel Hansman

Bushwacker

I Designed this one for Bundu Outdoor Center where I work.
This is with 50mm body lift.

Bushwacker

Crows Researchers for the Ministry of Transport found over 200 dead crows near greater Manchester recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avia...

Bushwacker

LOVE STORY FOR GOLFERS A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Beth...

Bushwacker

Thanks Johan, gaaf van jou

pclouwrens@gmail.com

Bushwacker

SWAMBO tool:acute:

Bushwacker

http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/item/15505029 ... amera.html

R248.00 Plus R40 postage

Bushwacker

Bushwacker

DIE BLINDE SAMBOK Ons Afrikaners het n oulike manier om n ding te beskryf. Die term Blinde Sambok verwys na n situasie waartydens jy n strik vir iemand stel, en dan self daarin val..Dit is egter geensins oulik as jy self daardeur gaan nie. In die vroe negentigs het ek n werker gehad met die naam Jam...

Bushwacker

Some seriously good advice and information below…especially for men! Sound Advice on Relationships... • "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..." • Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a ...

Bushwacker

I was confused when I heard the word ‘Service’ used with these agencies: South African Revenue 'Service' South African Police 'Service' South African Postal 'Service' South African Prison 'Service' South African National Road Agency Limited (e-Toll) 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Civil 'Service' Prov...

Bushwacker

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; He was truly embarras...

Bushwacker

I agree, great little project going on here...http://4x4community.co.za/forum/showthr ... 968&page=4

Bushwacker

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty...

Bushwacker

How to start a vacuum cleaner :wth:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=adb_1405151239

Bushwacker

Toppie4x4 wrote:alluminium valve caps

Hulle treads is te lank en draai dan vas op die valve se skouer voor dit by die rubber o-ring kom. As jy hom korter maak werk dit goed

Bushwacker

4x4BEES wrote:there was something there that normally isn't.

Can't be the first Hilux there...

Bushwacker

Netso Andre.

Bushwacker

Lekker man, wees nou nais en gee hom nog een

Bushwacker

Manne.... .....as jy op 'n girl afkom wat hot, sexy, lojaal, nie materialisties, en finansieel onafhanklik is. En sy kan haar ding in die kombuis regdoen. En as jy sê spring dan vra sy hoe hoog. En sy glo jy is die enigste handsome ou op aarde. En sy kan die Stormers se gebrek aan 'n game-plan aan j...

Bushwacker

I found this on the other forum and looks verrry interesting. http://4x4community.co.za/forum/showthread.php?t=187384 Arduino is an open-source electronics prototyping platform based on flexible, easy-to-use hardware and software. It's intended for artists, designers, hobbyists and anyone interested...

Bushwacker

http://www.gelmar.co.za/index.php?route ... uct_id=875

Folding Stay

Bushwacker

The Ant and the Grasshopper ....Two Versions OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and wel...

Bushwacker

Mothballs works

Bushwacker

Oupa Stig wrote:if treated right.

So true!
Hope you come right

Bushwacker

1.72 Million Km :wth:

Bushwacker

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Bushwacker

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Bushwacker

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Bushwacker

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Bushwacker

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Bushwacker

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Bushwacker

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.' Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary...

Bushwacker

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds...

Bushwacker

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat fa...

Bushwacker

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one continues to pay for it.

Bushwacker

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Bushwacker

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch
the junior partner slaps his forehead. "Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock
the office safe before we left."
His partner replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."

Bushwacker

The difference between perverted and kinky? Kinky is using one feather, the pervert - sommer die hele voêl!

Bushwacker

Happy happy

Bushwacker

'n Hilux het net 4 wiele nodig

Bushwacker

http://nitecoresa.co.za/?product=niteco ... llicharger

Bushwacker

The lights in my Prado rear bumper are blanked off too.

Bushwacker

I want to start a business oppertunity selling timeshare at inkandla.
I need ideas on marketing and everything that goes with it.
Any help will be appreciated.
Thanks in advance

Bushwacker

Why an oilcan :wth:

Bushwacker

Hi George, ja dit moet continious rated wees en cole hersee is maar die beste hiervoor.

Search found 2445 matches