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Post by Thabogrobler »

http://johannesburg.gumtree.co.za/c-Car ... Z280952785" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Kan iemand die foto hier plaas?

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Ek dink ek sal maar eerder loop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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:thumbdown: :wth:
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Wat is dit? Ek kan nie op gumtree by werk nie?
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Date Listed 08/05/2011
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Make Toyota
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Bly daar is net een hier in ZA :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by kfxnando »

have see it!!

when I was at Nitro performance (in brakpan) the one day, he came in to fill a Nos bottle if memory serves me right!!
not sure for what vehicle the Nos bottle was for??

I thought it looks like a Xmas tree, and still think so!!
maybe me just being narrow minded!!

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I know this wasn’t nice of me, and it’s not really part of my character, but I mailed the person : “Sorry, but is this a joke, or did you really kill a TOYOTA LANDCRUISER ?


His response : “They were made like that by Toyota u f#u#k#i#n# ignorant ass.”
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“They were made like that by Toyota u f#u#k#i#n# ignorant ass.”

Haha ek dink Toyota is nie so commen om so iets te verkoop nie.
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Dis scary ek kani dink dat iemand sal betaal vir so ding nie. Hy sal iemand moet betaal om die ding van hom af te moet neem.
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It really is no surprise that there is only one in SA. Can you imagine what that will do to Toyota's rep and just basically for any self respecting 4x4 enthusiast??? What next? Is Helen Zilla going to get an extreme make over to look like Dolly Parton?
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Het nog altyd gewonder waarmee Jack Parow rondry! LOL!
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Goeie eiers nee man
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JJBotes wrote:I know this wasn’t nice of me, and it’s not really part of my character, but I mailed the person : “Sorry, but is this a joke, or did you really kill a TOYOTA LANDCRUISER ?


His response : “They were made like that by Toyota u f#u#k#i#n# ignorant ass.”
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Yuck!!!! :crazy: :silent: :tease:


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ek dink hy's a Rapper. :taunt:
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JJBotes wrote:I know this wasn’t nice of me, and it’s not really part of my character, but I mailed the person : “Sorry, but is this a joke, or did you really kill a TOYOTA LANDCRUISER ?


His response : “They were made like that by Toyota u f#u#k#i#n# ignorant ass.”
And he still bought it... dit is seker ook Toyota se skuld :lmao: :lmao:
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Dit lyk soos n tikdealer se kar..... :lol:
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Niks fout met daai Cruiser nie, hy kort net:

offroad voor bumper
Agter bumper met swing arms vir 2 spaarwiele
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JJBotes wrote:His response : “They were made like that by Toyota u f#u#k#i#n# ignorant ass.”

And the retard probably believes it!! That roof spoiler looks like an old bumper from a scarpyard that was painted white :thumbdown:
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Nice slicks!
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Ai, nou het ek darem gesit en lag dat die trane loop hier op my eie. Daai ou se reaksie pas perfek by hoe sy voertuig lyk. :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Ek wonner hoeveel van die deur Toyota gebou is?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hopelik ook net een. :lol: :lol:
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ag nee sies man
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Ek kan nie glo julle is so narrow minded nie! Ek het sopas die Cruiser gekoop en nou verwag ek julle almal omverskoning moet vra! :evil:
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Nice try Johann, (albeit a little late for April fools)!! :laugh2: That is definitely not your style ...... and you would have to cover Bosbeer's 'eyes' with a blanket if you brought that into your yard, otherwise he might just attack it. ;-)
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Mud Dog wrote:and you would have to cover Bosbeer's 'eyes' with a blanket if you brought that into your yard, otherwise he might just attack it. ;-)
Andy ... Bosbeer already had his way with that Cruiser... here is the result.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Luckily Swartvark was there to take picks... :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:



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