A public school teacher was arrested today at O R Tambo International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Hawks with carrying weapons of math instruction.
' Al-Gebra is a problem for us ' , the Attorney General said. ' They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values . ' They use secret code names like ' X ' and ' Y ' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns ' , but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ' There are 3 sides to every triangle ' .
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Zuma would not comment but Julius Malema said, ' If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes. ' Luthuli house aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by Malema - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
Weapons of math (de)instruction
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Weapons of math (de)instruction
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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ROOIES: 1994 2.4i (22RE) Raider D/C - 200 000kms - Brospeed Branch & Powerflow Exhaust
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
Brilliant, just forwarded to all my contacts...
Thanks
Thanks
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
Not too sure the Juju can count that far.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
I'm not laughing... this story was a little protracted for me!
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
seems like an all encompassing math attack
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
Don't be such a square Bretton! ..... I'm getting a little tee'd off with the replies! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Weapons of math (de)instruction
Ok OOOOKKKK guys
Lets all pick a side and look at this from Malema's angle it sure as hell NOT RIGHT.......
Lets all pick a side and look at this from Malema's angle it sure as hell NOT RIGHT.......
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand.... [rimg=206x128]