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Questions - What is the question which tickles you most?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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How is it that the 2nd best team in the super 14... is just a load of bull...?
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Why is the groom's friend called the best man?
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Why do Landrovers always tow Hilux's: Oops sorry - wrong way round!
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when u answer the phone, hello and the person on the other end asks can you talk? DUH i said hello didnt i
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Hoe het die bok binne in die pawpaw gekom?!

If it wasn't for rhetorical questions.. where would we have been?!

Why do doctors study for 7 years and then still practice?

Why is the word lisp spelled with an S?

A train stops at a train station. What should happen at my workstation?

Is there a shorter word for acronym?
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Why DID the chicken cross the road?!
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Wat doen mens as 'n bedreigde dier 'n bedreigde pant eet?
Hoekom krimp skape nie as dit reën nie?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Hoe kry hulle die bokke om oor die pad te spring waar die teken staan?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Before drawing boards was invented, what did they go back to?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, what do the rest do?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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How many more times do we still have to receive these same questions in our e-mails? :twisted: :wink:
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Is a glass of water half full or half empty?

Why is more sometimes acceptable than less and sometime less is more?
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why do i have to be stuck in traffic
why is there flies
en hoekom is daar muskiete?
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wIE EERSTE - HOENDER OF DIE EIER ???
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Why is a boxing ring Square ?
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Do dyslexics really have more nuf ?
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If you were travelling at the speed of light & switched your lights on, what would happen??
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Hoe werk 'n vroumens se kop :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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