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In 'n onlangse studie deur Wits is bevind die gemiddelde
Suid-Afrikaner stap omtrent 1200km per jaar

Intussen is in 'n studie deur die SA Mediese Vereniging bevind
Suid-Afrikaners drink gemiddeld sowat 50 liter alkohol per jaar.

Dit beteken Suid-Afrikaners kry gemiddeld sowat 24km op 'n liter!

Dit maak mens mos trots Suid-Afrikaans!!
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Hoppy, you must seriously stop breathing in the fumes from Kaspaassetrokkie... :twisted:


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That is a good one :lol:
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I wish I could get consuption like that .......... I tend to break down too offten :lol: :lol:
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Ja I am not too sure bout those walking figures most guys I know only walk about 100kms per annum that means they only get 2km/l :shock: :shock:
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A friend of mine borrowed a device marathon runners use to count their steps and calculate speed and distance,
as a parts salesman he walks 12km per day in the shop, so he should start drinking more!
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12*365=4380kms/50liters=87.6km/l

With figures like that he must be running a lean mixture he is going to burn his valves, he better start consuming more fuel
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BenHur wrote:Ja I am not too sure bout those walking figures most guys I know only walk about 100kms per annum that means they only get 2km/l :shock: :shock:
Bennie pasop jys dalk in die verkeerde vriende kring :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Piesang wrote:
BenHur wrote:Ja I am not too sure bout those walking figures most guys I know only walk about 100kms per annum that means they only get 2km/l :shock: :shock:
Bennie pasop jys dalk in die verkeerde vriende kring :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Man ja ons Hilux manne ry waar ons wil wees so ek moet seker maar Landy vriende kry wat gereeld huistoe moet loop :wink: :wink:
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BenHur wrote:
Piesang wrote:
BenHur wrote:Ja I am not too sure bout those walking figures most guys I know only walk about 100kms per annum that means they only get 2km/l :shock: :shock:
Bennie pasop jys dalk in die verkeerde vriende kring :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Man ja ons Hilux manne ry waar ons wil wees so ek moet seker maar Landy vriende kry wat gereeld huistoe moet loop :wink: :wink:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: jy bedoel soos die een wat 'n foto van hom self het wat duimgooi by die LD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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