Die Oom by die bus stop..

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Die Oom by die bus stop..

Post by Hannes.S »

Ou oom sit by die busstop en hy huil.
'n man kom en vra hoekom huil hy dan.
Hy se hy is met 'n 18-jarige meisie getroud en het seks in die oggend, in die middag en in die aand.
die man vra: "Nou hoekom huil oom dan?"
Oom: "Ek het vergeet waar ons bly."
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:lol: Ag shame! :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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Morning,noon and night? Bestaan daar regtig sulke engele? As jy dit glo kan jy ook glo Vader Krismis is lewend en bly in die noord pool. :twisted:
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Hy lewe, ou pal ... ek sê jou, hy lewe! :D: :wink:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Post by BenHur »

Henty ek het 3 woorde vir jou

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