Funny Signs

[ThysdJ]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Mud Dog]

Good one's Thys!

• On a Plumber's truck
"Your sh!t is our bread and butter"

"This truck is paid for.
Who would have thought it,
but sh!t bought it!"

Crappy subject .....

[Hoppy]

On a tow truck:
Let's not meet by accident.

On a Rolls Royce:
Spending our children's inheritance

On a Landrover:
My other car is also junk.

[warthog]

Electrician's truck in Swaziland:

"Fagga 'lo fire, lappa 'lo wire"

[Mud Dog]

[GI Jane]

[Sun Chaser]

BRILLIANT
leka mid week chuckle.

[Froll]