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Bacon Tree

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving.
They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon ... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."



:shifty: I'm SO SORRY, I know there is something wrong with me for posting this. .... Just couldnt help it! The little voices made me do it !!! (Might need some of Cassie's medication!) :twisted: ;-)
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Re: Bacon Tree

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:laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Eish Andy... you is Hamateur :twisted:
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CasKru wrote:Eish Andy... you is Hamateur :twisted:
:lol: .. I thought I would get ham-mered for posting a lame one like that. Hehehe.
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Mud Dog wrote:
CasKru wrote:Eish Andy... you is Hamateur :twisted:
:lol: .. I thought I would get ham-mered for posting a lame one like that. Hehehe.
Ja nee... these sort of jokes are just ham-pering progress... it's not stuff c-ham-pions are made of. What do you think Ham-let would say where is relaxing in his ham-mock s-ham-pooing his ham-sters fur taking care not to tear a ham-string when getting of the ham-mock to go to the kitchen to make himself a ham-burger? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Time for the 'meds', swaer! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Brilliant
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Just received this one again ..... had to laugh all over again! :D:
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Andy I would love to hear you tell that one,accent
and all, around the camp fire after a few dops.









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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mud Dog wrote:Just received this one again ..... had to laugh all over again! :D:
I ham ashamed :lmao:
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:laugh2: Hamazing :lmao:
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