Employer: OK SIPHO YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS JOB.
SIPHO: SURE SURE.
EMPLOYER: NOW WHAT IS YOUR REMUNERATION RANGE?
SIPHO: I DON’T DO REMUNERATION I NEED A JOB AND GET PAID THAT’S ALL.
EMPLOYER: ALLRIGHT SIPHO I CAN PAY YOU R4500 FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF PROBATION AND AFTER THREE MONTHS I WILL INCREASE IT TO R6000.
SIPHO: NOW YOU TALKING. LET ME COME BACK AFTER THE THREE MONTHS PROBATION AND START WITH R6000.
Sipho has a job
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Donkey
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Sipho has a job
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Mud Dog
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Re: Sipho has a job
A reasonable suggestion, don't you think!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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ChrisF
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Re: Sipho has a job
at least another 3 months of peace and quiet ....
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Ou vale1
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Re: Sipho has a job
Donkey, buy the RTT and bring the rest of your humor to Thaba Monate, we can share it all next to a lekke camp fire 
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Donkey
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Re: Sipho has a job
Sorry oom Koos we're away that w/end, hence the sponsor, 
Would have loved to be there. Will wait on the pics,
Would have loved to be there. Will wait on the pics,
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Sipho has a job
Sipho goes for a job at sea.
The captain says "Have you had any experience at sea?"
"No" says Sipho, "But I'm honest!"
The captain takes him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea the guy is busy mopping the decks, when a big wave crashes over the bows and sweeps him overboard.
The 1st mate goes running to the captain, "You know the black guy we took on, the one who said he was honest...? Well he's just dissapeared with your mop!"
The captain says "Have you had any experience at sea?"
"No" says Sipho, "But I'm honest!"
The captain takes him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea the guy is busy mopping the decks, when a big wave crashes over the bows and sweeps him overboard.
The 1st mate goes running to the captain, "You know the black guy we took on, the one who said he was honest...? Well he's just dissapeared with your mop!"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Hoppy
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Re: Sipho has a job
Sipho, Nelson and Lucky goes affirmative shopping and gets blocked on a street corner, the Policeman asks Sipho "where did you get that chicken? "i've had it since it hatched sir". And where did you get that dog Nelson " I've had it since it was a Puppy sir". And you Lucky, where did you get that bicycle?. I've had it since it was a tricycle!
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Donkey
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- Real Name: Tumelo Thebe aka Baas John
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Re: Sipho has a job
Have to love this forum hey 
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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MOFASA
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Re: Sipho has a job
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand.... [rimg=206x128]
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Modder Tekkies
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Re: Sipho has a job
Die Boer en Sipho werk in die garage.
Die Boer vra vir Sipho "Sipho, dink jy sex is werk of plesier?"
Sipho kyk die boer so lank aan en antwoord " awk, ek dink hy is plesier, want as hy werk was, jy hom lankal vir my gegee om te doen"
Die Boer vra vir Sipho "Sipho, dink jy sex is werk of plesier?"
Sipho kyk die boer so lank aan en antwoord " awk, ek dink hy is plesier, want as hy werk was, jy hom lankal vir my gegee om te doen"
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Donkey
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- Real Name: Tumelo Thebe aka Baas John
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Re: Sipho has a job
honestly
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)