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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it.) :problem:

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!) :dance1:

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Jeez!) :wth:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) :beg:

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.) :thumbup:

Banging your head against a wall looses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work) :blackeye:

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) :think:

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) :think:

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) :razz:

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) :shock:

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm..) :tongue:

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) :lol:

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Still want to be the pig) :cool:

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) :Geek:

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that) :tease:

Starfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.) :thumbup:

Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) :eh:

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) :shock2:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tease: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :clap:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :clap: :clap: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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