Einde van die wereld

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Einde van die wereld

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Dit is vandag glo die einde van die wereld , so ek is gou oppad Toyota toe om vir my n Land Cruiser te koop ( op res waarde natuurlike ) en dan dadelike Atlantis toe. Ek wil al lankal sien hoe hoog n v6 Cruiser kan ramp. Wie join my !!!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Ek geniet net gou my koffie :thumbup:
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Morne hulle het juis n R480k Troopie by Toyota Tygervallei .. skynbaar n special editon met leer sitplekke ....

Roep net voor jy hom Atlantis toe vat ... so op die einde van alles moet ek darem nog n lekker Atlantis "Action pic" kry ... :)
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Wag net, ek moet nog eers die stealers oopkry dan kom ek saam, O tog dis te ver
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aaai toggie, lyk my ek sal after all die lang gras moet sny ....
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die Sharks het verloor maar dit was nie die einde van die wereld nie... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Wil iemand n dag oue Land Cruiser koop , cheep cheep . Nog nooit offroad nie !!!!!!
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MORNE wrote:Wil iemand n dag oue Land Cruiser koop , cheep cheep . Nog nooit offroad nie !!!!!!
Hehehe!
Jy moet net onthou om hom mooi te vacuum! Daai wit sand neuk orals in.
En daai voorste Fenders en bumper moet mos 10mm hoer as die bonnet sit...
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Nee die sand kom van die buurman se huis af. Hy is besig om aan te bou en die wind het n bietjie sand in die Cruiser gewaai. Ja die voor wielle hang so bietjie maar die verkoopsman het my verseker dit is net die wheel alignment wat so gestel is vir beter padhouvermoeie.
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MORNE wrote:Nee die sand kom van die buurman se huis af. Hy is besig om aan te bou en die wind het n bietjie sand in die Cruiser gewaai. Ja die voor wielle hang so bietjie maar die verkoopsman het my verseker dit is net die wheel alignment wat so gestel is vir beter padhouvermoeie.
En wie stry nou met 'n vekoopsman......hy's mos 'n kenner op die gebied. :eh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just wanted to say, .... I hope that everyone is enjoying the 'after life'! :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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