The Hilux Story

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:01 am

We've done this before, and it kept a lot of people busy for a long time. It was very funny to read and it showed the way people thinks. So lets try it again....

The Rules:
Write a little sentence, NO MORE than 10 words, to add to the story-line. (was 5 but upped to 10)
Try to let the story-line flow.
Once you posted, you must allow somebody else to add his/her 5 words to the story before you post again.
Once you posted, and you see somebody else sneaked in a post (this happens) make sure your last post still makes sense by editing it.
No off-topic discussions about the direction the story takes.
Keep it clean
Stick to a Hilux sort of theme
If we keep this going long enough, we might end up with a new Best Seller... :twisted: :twisted:
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I'll start this one.


One day long long ago....
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:06 am

standing at the rock face
To God be the glory

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:08 am

With a dune to my back and the sea to the left.....
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up and totally worn out, screaming: WOO HOO! What a ride!"

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:14 am

I saw a Hilux on
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:22 am

the crest of the dune
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:22 am

just idling gently while the
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:37 am

sound of the wind scream
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:41 am

silently in the darkness
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:47 am

my old friend was busy
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:02 am

having coffee and a rusk
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:12 am

when my stomach made a sudden turn
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with a sparkle in his
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:12 am

inners after I swallowed it
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:21 am

. I looked around and saw
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:23 am

the piece of wood in halve
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starting to burn with the
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:48 am

brandy and coke in my
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:52 am

cooler and braai already lit
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:54 am

smoking with the smell of
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:57 am

diesel in the morning.
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:12 pm

This made me quite noxious
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:22 pm

as I would have preferred

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:24 pm

the brandy, coke and ice
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that fell in the fire

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so I grabbed a beer.
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:02 pm

What a perfect day it
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:21 pm

was until the
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:27 pm

dog lifted his leg against
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:29 pm

my leg trying to
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:31 pm

catch the ball. Luckily he
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:37 pm

missed it completely and bit
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:47 pm

the landy driver on the
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:49 pm

left side of his
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right elbow pimple
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left cheek of her bum.
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facing the sun that day
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:59 pm

Big dog this, I think.
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:02 pm

stil thinking about this dog
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:03 pm

hilux dog, dont get stuck
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:04 pm

ever, so he moved on.
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:05 pm

I got in my Hilux and
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:26 pm

drove up to the stuck
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Landy that lay up to

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it's roof under the mud
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got out and got another
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and when she looked down

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:25 pm

she saw a rattle snake
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:50 pm

high heels on and shouted:
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:53 pm

drag race! I'm going to
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Squeeling they left in a

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when it came to a stop

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Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:36 pm

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