The Hilux Story

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:40 am

find them self

Post by **Family_Dog** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:59 am

and then that irritating guy can stop pushing ticket sales because

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:13 am

if he stops, buying will stop, and that is a no-no

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:04 pm

for anyone with a

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:11 pm

love for Italian food

jacques kotze · Post by **jacques kotze** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:20 pm

and Irish beer with

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:19 am

two pennies to rub together and a shocking pink

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:36 am

and a luminous green leprechaun playing a violin

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:39 am

while eating a king cone drenched in

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:40 am

nuts and sticky chocolate sauce

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:50 am

with a tarentaal veer and a pink ribbon around

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:04 am

the corner from the local butcher shop

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:06 am

where you can get silver glitter and

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:48 am

leopard print tights to match the

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:46 pm

Tarzan outfit jackie is wearing when he report to Sentraal (hehehe )

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:13 pm

to attend a pre-trail briefing before

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:46 pm

joining Shabir on the second tee

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:18 am

for a game of high stake skins with

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:29 am

whatever goes with that,

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:41 pm

maybe 21 year old Bells,

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:46 pm

poured over

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:50 pm

king cone covered with nuts and sticky chocolate sauce

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:18 pm

finish and klaar

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:46 am

to the last drop

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:31 am

and just when it appeared that we had run out of inspiration, the unexpected happenend.....

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:58 am

which was really unexpected and caught our hero unawares and

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:32 am

it was time for action, time for Luke Skywalker to leave his home planet, teams up with other rebels, and try to save Princess Leia from the evil clutches of Darth Vader so he

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:38 am

but first he had to take a shower with

RooiLux · Post by **RooiLux** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:48 am

ThysdJ wrote:but first he had to take a shower with

Jakob stortkop

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:52 am

locked away safely in a flat in Berea and

RooiLux · Post by **RooiLux** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:07 pm

ThysdJ wrote:locked away safely in a flat in Berea and

then jakob stortkop realised he had forgotten the lovers plus at

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:14 pm

the music concert when he went to watch Valiant Swart in action

Post by **Family_Dog** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:25 pm

he saw Ju-Ju leading the Chorus Girls

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:29 pm

who were all wearing the clothing line inspired by Malema

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:17 pm

, orange overalls with a green arrow-like motif and leg chains

AM Racing · Post by **AM Racing** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:21 pm

singing "how the hell can we believe you you lie you...

Post by **Family_Dog** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:35 am

No! It's true! We have to sell 70 raffle tickets and only have 2 days to do

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:52 am

before it comes to an abrupt end

Post by **Family_Dog** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:17 pm

so please jump in quickly here while

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:41 pm

those amazing prizes are still up for grabs

Post by **Family_Dog** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:06 pm

'cos it all ends tomorrow night

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:53 pm

after which an announcement will be made

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:13 pm

that turducken is now for sale at Checkers, which...

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:14 pm

is probably about the same price as a raffle ticket, but no prizes there

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:16 pm

because it's a chicken stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey, who would have guessed...

Post by **Family_Dog** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:38 pm

that Mr. B. has forgotten to buy the additional tickets to which he previously alluded

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:08 am

So at the start of a new day, our hero decides that it's time to

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:15 am

switch off the lights and go to sleep.

Post by **george** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:17 am

in the middle of night he heard a big

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:36 am

Vespa scooter drive down the road, and decided to get his

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:10 am

MacDonalds coffee and McMuffin...

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:12 am

and then follow the Vespa on his BMW 650 country

Houkswyn · Post by **Houkswyn** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:22 am

which is powered by a lexus v8

Mr_B · Post by **Mr_B** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:32 am

with snorkel and cold air induction, better known as

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:43 am

a slurpie with

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:48 am

with a swivel straw

that works well with

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:58 am

a flip flop winch and a 3 ton shackle but

Post by **george** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:04 am

the vespa made a strange noise

ThysdJ · Post by **ThysdJ** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:06 am

because some dude with a Ratel just drove over it, leaving it in a heap of

GI Jane · Post by **GI Jane** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:12 am

elephant dung that already had a team of dung beetles