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and nothing to stop the ever increasing
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Amarok chatter
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Which could only
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lead to no reply from
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The agent who
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was in fact a secret agent
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For amaroc
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and the big oke who
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wore dark sunglasses and had a fake handle bar moustache
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chewing tobacco and spitting
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cursing about the purchase of.....
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE

if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
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briquets
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for the after after party to celebrate the win of
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of WP,which
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the sharks gave away by.....
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE

if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
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throwing away their lineouts..
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And loose scrums,but
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ther is always hope for
Go, just go.... Somewhere.... Out There...
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Them in the next year,and so
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sadly, Kaizer Chiefs will also be
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Able to
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pull a few strings to make it to a cup final when
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Breyten spent his
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all of his free time explaining the
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amazing stupid game of handling instead of kicking
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the habit of
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locking his diffs when
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driving behind a Landie
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so that he does not
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hit all the oil splashing from
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gear box and
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choking in the dust ( no smoke no oil )
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But carried on until he
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reached his destination where a hot bowl of steaming
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hot clam chowder
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in a cracked porcelain bowl with
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JZ stamped all over it, making it
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a political "bowl" of contention served with a
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dash of flytrap syrup to add
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with a dash of fraud and chips
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Salt,sprinkled on with the e-tag salt shacker but
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But alas Malemma
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Rounded up his comrades and
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and discovered it was an uprun this year...
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Lucky he has granny gears to
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to show a mark on all
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knocked it with his head because
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he can
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kick up some dust but not as good as a hilux but
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coughs
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when instructed to by the doctor
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not to worry, Zuma
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its nearly over
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the moon looking down
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At the fan
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eating mieliepap in Bloemfontein and
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Re: The Hilux Story

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swatting flies, when suddenly
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a piece of tripe slipped from
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his plate onto
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Re: The Hilux Story

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his shower head causing severe
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