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pure white paving, only to be
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cleaned by the Hilux Forum member "Cleaner", who
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, despite his reputation of anti-
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Cookies & cream campaigning,ended up
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teaching green people about
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the dangers of platkarre
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slipping on the oil spills
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and driving like
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a bat out of hell, to
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escape the wrath of some green
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slimy creature that slithered out of
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a Series 1 LR
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into a brand new
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Geely, which is much better!
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For the life cycle of
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my sanity,
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while driving a Geely, is about 4 nano seconds, and
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a light year
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from your destination,
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Hilux world, better known as
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Baasvark, who decided to resurrect the Hilux Story...
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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and three months in a geely
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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The door handle fell off
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Which was weird as there wasn't a door
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nor a roll cage
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but Mr T came up
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driving a red disco 1
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SOMEWHERE IN THE KALAHARI
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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and a cheese burger by
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Cheeseburgers R Us
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MOMMY BUT I DON'T LIKE CHEESE
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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But F_D does!! So,
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shut up and dig into
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your doublicious triple decker cheese burger while
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thinking of a milkshake.
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then I woke up to
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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pockets full of sand
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and in the front seat of
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A LAND ROVER_ _ _ _ _
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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with a double barrel
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Shot gun.

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That's when I started thinking............
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where to from here
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And then it hit me
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like a plank
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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with a nail
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on my head
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Fortunately
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No one was injured
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4x4BEES wrote:No one was injured
what a weak plank hitter,
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
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I tried to think
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What next

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boesmanland
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: The Hilux Story

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vat my hand
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: The Hilux Story

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Ly my na
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
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for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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olie in die sand
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Bushmanland take my hand
Not all those who wander are lost!

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Lead me to.....

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a big Mac and fries
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Re: The Hilux Story

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and a double shake
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
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