The Hilux Story

[ThysdJ]

family and friends when you tumble down a

[CasKru]

chimney wearing a red suite that

[ThysdJ]

is 2 sizes to small with seam that split down the

[CasKru]

back just as you hit the

[Black Sam]

Jackpot!, and there she stands

[CasKru]

wearing an overall and gumboots

[ThysdJ]

and chewing gum like a bulldog with a mouth full of

[CasKru]

cat food mixed with

[ThysdJ]

condensed milk

[CasKru]

in coffee is so

[ThysdJ]

gross that you'll never pack it in your survival kit for

[CasKru]

stitching up a wound

[ThysdJ]

on the back of a wild hyena with yellow

[CasKru]

track suite and Oakley shades on I

[ThysdJ]

am blind now, imagining a Hyena in a yellow tracksuit.

[CasKru]

Problems with eyes seems to be

[KOBUSL]

blindness, caused by the chrome shine on the new bullbar

[CasKru]

on the dog slay I bought from

[Mud Dog]

An old Eskimo living in the back-streets of

[CasKru]

Brakpan close to the

[Mud Dog]

home of the biggest dealer of

[ThysdJ]

used lottery tickets and recycled toilet paper in the

[Mud Dog]

elite suburb. Some say that he

[CasKru]

has one left foot and

[KOBUSL]

one lead foot

[CasKru]

made of steel

[ThysdJ]

and a magnetic ass, thats why he sits around a lot.

[Mud Dog]

So steel tractor seats are a problem because

[KOBUSL]

rust could ruin his toolbox and tools

[ThysdJ]

and then it needs constant lubrication to

[Mud Dog]

to remain clean and serviceable. The best lubrication is

[KOBUSL]

Land Rover oil, always free, fresh and plentifull, but

[CasKru]

you will have to filter of the parts

[KOBUSL]

to get the aluminium shavings out and

[ThysdJ]

which can cause blockages of the pipes and a rash in

[CasKru]

uncomfortable areas where no rain

[ThysdJ]

will ever fall on a sunny day in the Sahara desert

[CasKru]

dunes where it's extremely

[KOBUSL]

calm and full of camel

[CasKru]

cigarettes is bad for your health

[KOBUSL]

, but after action, satisfaction,

[CasKru]

guaranteed as long as you

[KOBUSL]

do oil changes every 5,000 km, and replace

[CasKru]

my underwear when I

[Hoppy]

didn't see the steep drop

[ThysdJ]

and get aluminium shavings in them from

[KOBUSL]

some oke's underwear

[ThysdJ]

and I think to myself... what a wonderful world we have

[KOBUSL]

with sunny skies, braaivleis and Chev 350's

[Hoppy]

mounted in hilux body's with

[Black Sam]

adrenalin pumping at a high they

[CasKru]

sipping a fruit cocktail at the swimming pool near

[Family_Dog]

the eye in the sky, where I

[TheoF]

last saw my only

[CasKru]

right foot

[ThysdJ]

covered in aluminiun shavings and leftover MacDonalds

[KOBUSL]

supercharger impeller pieces flying

[Thabogrobler]

into orbit, passing the space shuttle which in turn

[Mud Dog]

was busy with research on the largest oil spill on earth, caused by a LR that

[CasKru]

backed out of a driveway to