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and ratel side panels
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with Unimog gearbox and axles
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with front and rear Lexus motors
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and a brother whom is an electronic wizzard to
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get this monster going for the next
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ILC (International Lexus Convention), to be held at Atlantis
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before it sinks
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into the depths of darkness and
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fantasy world of
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the Hilux club and
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not that help was needed to sink
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the LR drivers further into
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misery,but when
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going down gets tuff, Murphy always
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a law that will be of value to
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a Land Rover, so
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going down a dune requires guts and oil, lots of it,
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but going up a dune is a completely different
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story, because reversing up makes you feel like
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you are going backwards and
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in a Landy, might even make it halfway
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then they dont know if they are halfway up or halfway down
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but either way, half way to nowhere is far
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and halfway from somewhere is also far, so
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they went to take a stroll in the hay
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only to find
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halfway up is no good
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so he pumped
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the throttle to
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penetrate the torque curve deeper
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for real low down grunt to
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reach the performance climax
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which may help the Land Rover to be able
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to go past the apex of
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of the g-sensor
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for a longer endurance
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and prolonged joy from
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eventually being able to reach the
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same heights as his
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mates that drive Hilux's
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without the g-sensor
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overheating and causing the
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the flow meter to
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red line and damage the
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piston walls
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which would cause sump pressure and huge amounts of
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gas which is not romantic
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sitting at a candle light dinner with
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bomb proof gear on anticipating a
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massive explosion due to happen from the
V8 SFA d/c. ;-)
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the motor that had already leaked all
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diesel into the transfer case
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and the mix of potent explosive liquids in the
V8 SFA d/c. ;-)
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cooler box which was already
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slippery from all the oil on it
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but still tastes good despite the greasy
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finger prints.
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