The Hilux Story

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KOBUSL
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Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:55 pm

pure white paving, only to be
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:37 pm

cleaned by the Hilux Forum member "Cleaner", who
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:28 pm

, despite his reputation of anti-
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:42 pm

Cookies & cream campaigning,ended up
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:07 pm

teaching green people about
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:48 pm

the dangers of platkarre

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Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:27 pm

slipping on the oil spills

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Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:19 pm

and driving like
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:22 pm

a bat out of hell, to

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Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:30 pm

escape the wrath of some green
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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GI Jane
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Real Name: Val
ORRA Call Sign: X112

Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:04 am

slimy creature that slithered out of
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Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:58 am

a Series 1 LR

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Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:11 pm

into a brand new
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:22 pm

Geely, which is much better!

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Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:45 pm

For the life cycle of
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:15 pm

my sanity,

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Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:31 pm

while driving a Geely, is about 4 nano seconds, and
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:37 pm

a light year
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Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:17 pm

from your destination,

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Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:04 pm

Hilux world, better known as

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Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:55 pm

Baasvark, who decided to resurrect the Hilux Story...
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:07 pm

and three months in a geely
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Real Name: Tau
ORRA Call Sign: X125

Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:20 pm

The door handle fell off
Tau Sello
Sebata, Lion enjoys hunting with Hynas...

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:47 am

Which was weird as there wasn't a door
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Real Name: Tau
ORRA Call Sign: X125

Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:05 am

nor a roll cage
Tau Sello
Sebata, Lion enjoys hunting with Hynas...

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:10 am

but Mr T came up
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.chabercanvas.co.za
Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Real Name: Tau
ORRA Call Sign: X125

Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:14 am

driving a red disco 1
Tau Sello
Sebata, Lion enjoys hunting with Hynas...

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Vehicle: HILUX 4.0 V6 4x4 named Obelix, donated to some clown, HILUX 4.0 V6 4x4 named Obelix II Onca front and rear Amade extreme Suspension and under water breathing apparatus
Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:41 am

SOMEWHERE IN THE KALAHARI
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:45 am

and a cheese burger by
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.chabercanvas.co.za
Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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ThysdJ
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:58 pm

Cheeseburgers R Us
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

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1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:09 pm

MOMMY BUT I DON'T LIKE CHEESE
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Location: Klerksdorp, NW
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:41 pm

But F_D does!! So,
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:59 pm

shut up and dig into
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:59 am

your doublicious triple decker cheese burger while
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:28 pm

thinking of a milkshake.

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:34 pm

then I woke up to
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Real Name: Tau
ORRA Call Sign: X125

Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:48 pm

pockets full of sand
Tau Sello
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Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:11 pm

and in the front seat of
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.chabercanvas.co.za
Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:23 pm

A LAND ROVER_ _ _ _ _
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:13 pm

with a double barrel
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

rechardt
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Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:40 pm

Shot gun.

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Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:19 pm

That's when I started thinking............

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Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:00 pm

where to from here

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Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:06 am

And then it hit me

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:56 pm

like a plank
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:32 pm

with a nail
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.chabercanvas.co.za
Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:36 pm

on my head
There a two kind of people. Those who pushes a door when it says pull and they who pull a door when it says push.

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Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:55 pm

Fortunately
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:35 pm

No one was injured

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:17 pm

4x4BEES wrote:No one was injured
what a weak plank hitter,
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:22 am

I tried to think

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Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:15 am

What next

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Real Name: Quentin
Location: Allens Nek

Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:18 am

boesmanland
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:27 pm

vat my hand
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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Location: Allens Nek

Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:42 pm

Ly my na
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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KOBUSL
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Real Name: KOBUS

Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:47 pm

olie in die sand
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.

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Thunder02
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Real Name: Neil
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Location: East Rand
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:02 pm

Bushmanland take my hand
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

rechardt
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Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:40 pm

Lead me to.....

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ThysdJ
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Location: Brackenfell
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Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:17 am

a big Mac and fries
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.

2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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Thunder02
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Real Name: Neil
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Location: East Rand
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Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:13 pm

and a double shake
Not all those who wander are lost!

Scout motto:be prepared....
www.chabercanvas.co.za
Email: canvas4x4covers@yahoo.co.uk
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!

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