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The Hilux Story

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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Thunder02 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:42 am

some hard take at a
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Knuppel » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:34 pm

Shebeen. And then the trouble started!
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Dowe Koos » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:51 pm

Tires burned and stones flying.
Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:40 am

high in the sky, forming a brand new planet
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby mushroom » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:33 am

called Luxland, where
Q20 if its stuck, duct tape if it moves :shock2: :shock2: :shock2:
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Wed Jul 20, 2016 12:13 pm

USUALLY ALL DAYS ARE NICE FOR
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:45 pm

most of us, most of the time, until
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Lets Play » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:08 pm

we got back to the shebeen
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Postby Knuppel » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:28 pm

where we got poep dronk and spent the night in
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:02 pm

the back of an old
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:14 pm

railway carriage
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Postby Family_Dog » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:21 pm

where we found a very dead corpse lying
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:24 pm

smelling to high heaven
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:09 pm

But when I passed it
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby CasKru » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:35 pm

I was quite startled
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Postby GI Jane » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:07 pm

when the hand reached out
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:14 pm

holding a set of keys
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Lomies » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:40 pm

and whispered
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Postby CasKru » Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:44 pm

chicken or beef?
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby ROOFER » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:58 pm

the choice is always yours
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Parabat » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:08 am

Soutie, he chuckled, throwing the
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:41 am

keys of his old beat-up
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Postby CasKru » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:26 am

steel tool cabinet out
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:10 pm

to a
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Postby TertiusK » Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:11 am

rather spooky looking backyard where
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Postby GI Jane » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:14 pm

finding them later would
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Froll » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:35 pm

need a garmin and
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Postby CasKru » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:01 pm

a magnet
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby ROOFER » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:01 am

but not all is lost
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Postby TertiusK » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:16 pm

because I also see an
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Postby ROOFER » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:05 am

old friend siting under a tree
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Postby GI Jane » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:38 am

contemplating the mysteries of
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Postby Family_Dog » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:45 pm

black holes in the Universe that
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:00 pm

that occasionally blow fumes of
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Postby CasKru » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:30 am

methane and blue
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Postby GI Jane » Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:21 am

gas that floats
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Postby GI Jane » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:25 am

on a solo mission
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Postby TertiusK » Tue Aug 02, 2016 4:38 pm

towards what looks like a
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Postby CasKru » Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:56 pm

cyclops unicorn
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Postby TertiusK » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:27 pm

with an abnormally large white
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Thunder02 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:46 pm

Hilux badge stuck to
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Lets Play » Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:36 pm

the cage in which it is kept
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Thunder02 » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:16 pm

and only fed
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby ROOFER » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:07 pm

4 times a day
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Thunder02 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:20 pm

if the weather is
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Baasvark » Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:01 am

Cold enough
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Postby TertiusK » Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:41 pm

for sherry and chilly bites
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Postby GI Jane » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:19 am

in front of a warm
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby ROOFER » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:19 am

overheating ford radiator
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Postby GI Jane » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:10 am

that smelt like
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Postby Hilux 1 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:13 am

burnt rubber from ones
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Postby GI Jane » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:28 am

wellington boots on hot
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Postby ROOFER » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:56 pm

buttered rolls
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Postby GI Jane » Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:05 pm

steaming cup of coffee and
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Baasvark » Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:15 pm

Tarzan swinging from the trees...
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Dowe Koos » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:40 pm

to save a Ranger
Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby ROOFER » Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:08 pm

with a hilux badge
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby TertiusK » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:00 pm

and brand new tow-rope
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby GI Jane » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:05 pm

trapped in the largest spider
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Re: The Hilux Story

Postby Baasvark » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:07 pm

With green & red splashes..
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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