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Lets Play
Low Range 4WD
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 131
Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 1:14 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2008 Hilux D-4D D/C 4x4
Real Name: Hennie

Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:57 pm

at day, and pink at night

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LR 4WD Full Lockers
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Posts: 988
Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 10:03 pm
Town: grassy park cape town
Vehicle: 99 s/c hilux 4x4 2.7i long range tank & dual battery; 2003 nissan x-TRAIL (4X4)
Real Name: charl

Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:29 pm

when the stars are out

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Family_Dog
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Posts: 12521
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 10:09 am
Town: Klerksdorp
Vehicle: Hilux DC SFA, Hilux 2.7 DC, Hilux 2.7 SC, Prado 95 VX
Real Name: Eric
ORRA Call Sign: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
Contact:

Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:07 am

And a full moon
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White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


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Baasvark
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1111
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:45 pm
Town: Virginia
Vehicle: '97 D/C with all the trimmings & '95 S/C SFA with OME suspension
Real Name: Shane

Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:09 am

Gazed upon
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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GI Jane
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 4056
Joined: Mon May 16, 2011 4:07 pm
Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
ORRA Call Sign: X112

Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:38 am

a sea of orange and yellow
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ThysdJ
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Posts: 16606
Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:31 am
Town: Brackenfell
Vehicle: 2010 Hilux D4D 3.0 D/C 4x4
Real Name: Thys
ORRA Call Sign: HC102
Location: Brackenfell
Contact:

Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:05 am

beef or chicken
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2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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GI Jane
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Monster Truck
Posts: 4056
Joined: Mon May 16, 2011 4:07 pm
Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
ORRA Call Sign: X112

Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:40 pm

probably chicken
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Gemsbok
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High Range 4WD
Posts: 71
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:46 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: Hilux 4.0 V6 DC 4x4 AT
Real Name: Lappies
ORRA Call Sign: HC186

Tue Aug 23, 2016 11:06 pm

without salt water injected
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ThysdJ
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Posts: 16606
Joined: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:31 am
Town: Brackenfell
Vehicle: 2010 Hilux D4D 3.0 D/C 4x4
Real Name: Thys
ORRA Call Sign: HC102
Location: Brackenfell
Contact:

Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:17 am

and definitely bright orange
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2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za

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Baasvark
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1111
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:45 pm
Town: Virginia
Vehicle: '97 D/C with all the trimmings & '95 S/C SFA with OME suspension
Real Name: Shane

Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:22 am

Puckered lips
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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GI Jane
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 4056
Joined: Mon May 16, 2011 4:07 pm
Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
ORRA Call Sign: X112

Wed Aug 24, 2016 2:12 pm

injected with botox
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ROOFER
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Posts: 988
Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 10:03 pm
Town: grassy park cape town
Vehicle: 99 s/c hilux 4x4 2.7i long range tank & dual battery; 2003 nissan x-TRAIL (4X4)
Real Name: charl

Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:42 am

for extra flavour

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Lets Play
Low Range 4WD
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 131
Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 1:14 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2008 Hilux D-4D D/C 4x4
Real Name: Hennie

Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:40 pm

and the Angelina Jolie look

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GI Jane
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 4056
Joined: Mon May 16, 2011 4:07 pm
Town: Strand WC
Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 4x4, 2.41t Raider 1998 DC - front & rear difflock, 140lt fuel tank, 31" BFG a/t, snorkel, drawer system, alucab canopy, driver with attitude.
Real Name: Val
ORRA Call Sign: X112

Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:25 pm

that turns heads
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LR 4WD Full Lockers
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 988
Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 10:03 pm
Town: grassy park cape town
Vehicle: 99 s/c hilux 4x4 2.7i long range tank & dual battery; 2003 nissan x-TRAIL (4X4)
Real Name: charl

Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:11 pm

from the sand storm

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TertiusK
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Low Range 4WD
Posts: 210
Joined: Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:23 pm
Town: Oudtshoorn
Vehicle: 1990 Hilux 2.4D 4x4 DC Full MIKEM Suspension front and back + 2007 Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDI 4WD
Real Name: Tertius

Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:56 am

coming from the direction of

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Posts: 988
Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 10:03 pm
Town: grassy park cape town
Vehicle: 99 s/c hilux 4x4 2.7i long range tank & dual battery; 2003 nissan x-TRAIL (4X4)
Real Name: charl

Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:52 pm

the rose farm

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Lets Play
Low Range 4WD
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 131
Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 1:14 pm
Town: Pretoria
Vehicle: 2008 Hilux D-4D D/C 4x4
Real Name: Hennie

Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:03 pm

that used to be before

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Baasvark
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
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Posts: 1111
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:45 pm
Town: Virginia
Vehicle: '97 D/C with all the trimmings & '95 S/C SFA with OME suspension
Real Name: Shane

Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:06 pm

Family Dog got his
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...

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LR 4WD Full Lockers
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 988
Joined: Sun May 23, 2010 10:03 pm
Town: grassy park cape town
Vehicle: 99 s/c hilux 4x4 2.7i long range tank & dual battery; 2003 nissan x-TRAIL (4X4)
Real Name: charl

Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:32 pm

ears clipped

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