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Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:36 pm

Hi All

On the SA 4x4 page on facebook, they are asking readers "What do you tow with your 4x4?".

The options are:

Trailer
Caravan
Boat
HorseBox
Other

I added Land Rovers :lmao:

Please go there and answer the same as me please! Will be hillarious if Land Rover gets the most votes!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:41 pm

Dont have vleisbroek but would have voted that anytime!!! :lol: :lol:
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:43 pm

:thumbup:
To God be the glory

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Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:46 pm

Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
hahahaha
Oja en een kaas kop het toyota ook by gelas
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:47 pm

Hangover wrote:Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
hahahaha
Oja en een kaas kop het toyota ook by gelas
Dit sal net 'n landrover eienaar wees wat dit sal doen :lmao:
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:48 pm

Hangover wrote:Landrover is sover met 10 voor die naaste wat trailer is met 9...
hahahaha
Oja en een kaas kop het toyota ook by gelas
Haha! Hy droom lekker! Kom ons raai wat ry hy . . . :lmao:
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:38 pm

Hier is die link, ons is voor met 17 votes
http://www.facebook.com/SA4x4magazine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:10 pm

Hoppy wrote:Hier is die link, ons is voor met 17 votes
http://www.facebook.com/SA4x4magazine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
+1

:D:
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:46 pm

Komaan, waar is die gevreetboekers?
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:55 pm

As ek meer as een LR ge-tow het, kan ek meer as een keer vote? :D:
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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:59 pm

Mud Dog wrote:As ek meer as een LR ge-tow het, kan ek meer as een keer vote? :D:
Vote vir lke keer wat jy eengesleep het dan sien jy hoe vinnig verander daia syfers ek dink Landrovers word permanent gesleep!

My pa se pel se mos altyd hy het nie iets teen 'n toyota nie maar mense wat saam hom werk wat toyota's ry is windgat en hy wil hulle 'n ding of 2 wys! :lol: :lol:

Ek dink hy wil wys hoe hy vassit en ge-recover word dis mos 2 dinge :lol: :lol:
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:25 pm

LR = 37
Trailer = 13
Toyota = 4
Hangover(A.K.A die speelding)
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:32 pm

Update
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LR = 38
Trailer = 13
Toyota = 4
One Africa, One Hilux needed :)

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Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:35 pm

Marty wrote:Update
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LR = 38
Trailer = 13
Toyota = 4
Kom nou mense met vleisbroek gaan vote nog en skop stof in die landy owners se oge! :lol:
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:mocking: :lmao: :mocking:
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:41 pm

:mocking: Done,we are at 44 votes :thumbup: :mocking:
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:42 am

Komaan, ons moet dit by 100 kry: http://www.facebook.com/SA4x4magazine" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ek wonder of hulle dit gaan publish?
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Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:51 pm

Gedoen :twisted: 46 stemme :yahoo:

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Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:42 pm

+1

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+1
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:08 pm

Na Pieter se vote het ons nou 50 gehaal :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:38 pm

+1 :lol:
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:01 pm

+1

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Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:36 pm

+1 (Wel onder my laaitie se naam maar hy ry ook my lux)
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Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:45 pm

Beautiful Stefan, Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Also voted for LR.

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:thumbup:

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+ 1 :thumbup:

56!!! :lmao:
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:39 pm

het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke :lol:
Hy ry seker 'n lr
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scout wrote:het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke :lol:
Hy ry seker 'n lr
Post asb vir ons wat nie vleisbroek het nie sal dit graag wil sien
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:53 pm

scout wrote:het julle die comment gelees van die ongelukkige man hy is redelik ontstoke :lol:
Hy ry seker 'n lr
Het gesien ja :twisted: GLAD NIE HAPPY NIE :lmao:
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:55 pm

Jip... hy is besig om sy toys uit sy pram aka Landie te gooi
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Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:02 pm

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Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:27 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Brilliant kommetaar van die ou wat gepost het hy ry seker 'n landy ofword geleep in 'n landy :lmao: :lmao:
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