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CasKru
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:16 pm

Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness.
That’s bloody scary.........it means 75% are running around with no medication at all!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:17 pm

:lmao:
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Beautiful, Cassie. I knew a lot of women take that stuff but never thought about it like that.

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:16 pm

Cassie i feel a :blackeye: comming on,but yet a good one :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:21 pm

Nou's ek bang!
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" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:30 pm

Cassie you are either VERY brave .... or incredibly stu.., uhm well ja ... or you just like pain huh ?

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:50 pm

Give that man a Bells :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:56 pm

Love it! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!

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Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:42 pm

Very scary...!!


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Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:45 am

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:51 am

Ek sal maar liewerste niks se, as my "signature" iets se van "waar is my medikasie nie" - ne Caskru :shh:
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:10 am

0000DS wrote:Ek sal maar liewerste niks se, as my "signature" iets se van "waar is my medikasie nie" - ne Caskru :shh:
:lol: :lol:
Daai is die rede hoekom ek die statistiek kon post.. it takes one to see one :cooldude: :cooldude:
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:21 am

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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