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He said

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He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
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Ooch, :blackeye: :laugh2: :laugh2:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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hehehe ....
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:D: ;-)
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:thumbup: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Mud Dog wrote:
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:D: ;-)
:lol: :lol:
Too close to home, Andy :?: :?:
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:lol: :lol:
Too close to home, Andy :?: :?:
:lol:
Not at all ..... I do more than my fair share on the domestic side, although I must admit SWABO does more meal preparation and dishes than I do, but I do more of the cleaning and laundry than she does ...... also I go and work for a living while she's 'Queen of the castle'. I do all the grocery shopping. Before you think I'm "too good to be true", let me be quick to add that a lot of it is more necessity than choice due to her poor mobility (bad leg). ;-)
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just sounds like you enjoying that couch Andy :taunt: :taunt:

but then dont we all :laugh2: :laugh2:
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also I go and work for a living while she's 'Queen of the castle'
Can we get that small packet of dynamite comments on this :twisted:
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Anything i say will be held against me.......
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george wrote:
also I go and work for a living while she's 'Queen of the castle'
Can we get that small packet of dynamite comments on this :twisted:
:laugh2: :laugh2:

George, rather not ..... the forum wouldn't be able to survive such an onslaught! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

And I'll be ripped to shreds before your eyes! :mocking: :mocking:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You all Soooooo FUNNY you made my day.... :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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Hoppy wrote:Anything i say will be held against me.......

Breasts

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Cleaner wrote:
Hoppy wrote:Anything i say will be held against me.......

Breasts

:lol:
Brilliant.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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GI Jane wrote:
Cleaner wrote:
Hoppy wrote:Anything i say will be held against me.......

Breasts

:lol:
Brilliant.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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