New Wine For Prior To Bed

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New Wine For Prior To Bed

Post by Bushwacker »

Clare Valley vintners in South Australia,
which primarily produce

Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines,
have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be
marketed as......




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Not just for old folks,but also for those that use a RTT
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao:

I second the RTT sentiment, definately an early morning "downfall" :tongue: of a RTT.
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:lol: :lol:
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