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He who shoots his girlfriend on valentines day deserves an Oscar.



They say he hasn't got a leg to stand on in court.....




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new evidence was found outside the pistorius home totally aquiting him of the crime ,
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and the oscar goes too ,
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JAIL !
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roses are red
violets are gloriuos
never
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sneak up on oscar pistorious
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police have been searching for evidence at the crime scene
apparently they are stumped !
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It has been said he will have to give a STEP by STEP description of the events that took place...
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"" Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend asked him to take her out on Valentines Day "" :shifty:

"" a guy who shoots his girlfriend on Valentines day deserves and Oscar and now he doesnt have a foot to stand on to prove his innocence""

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Hy gaan lank sit, maar ek dink hy het n probleem daarmee nie...
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He might not have legs, but he is certainly well armed
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Be interesting to see how he sidesteps himself out of this one...
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From hero to zero in four shots
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Galge humor.... Ons Suid Afikaners se grootste claim to fame...
Want dis snaaks, selfs so tussen die hartseer deur.
Sonder ons sin vir humor was SA vandag steeds net so onder ontwikkel soos die res van Afrika...
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Stubs wrote:Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend asked him to take her out on Valentines Day
:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao:


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As Oscar borgtog kry...

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Not as nasty as Oscar!!!!
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zepplin wrote:Not as nasty as Oscar!!!!
Or a gun runner
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he shot himself in the foot... it was the ricochet that killed her..
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Wat van die een :lmao:
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you have to love the Nandos adds :lmao:
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Oscar Pistorius, Lance Armstrong and Tiger Woods all in the same car.

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What is Oscar's favourite band?





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Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on

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die ander dag toe stap Oscar daar in die bar in en bestel toe wragtig 2 enkels

Op 'n meer ernstiger noot. Ek dink hulle moet vir hom in 'n rolstoel sit in die tronk vir die 30 jaar wat hy daar gaan wees, hy moet swaar kry, niks atletiek weer vir hom nie.
Dood is vir ewig, hy kon haar maar net laat gaan het.

Ek wonder of hy die sneller sou trek as die doodstraf nog hier met ons was.
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Van Hero to Zero....toe die skoot klap.
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:tongue: Lus is ek nou vir Nandos :laugh2:
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Gideonvanzyl wrote:die ander dag toe stap Oscar daar in die bar in en bestel toe wragtig 2 enkels

Op 'n meer ernstiger noot. Ek dink hulle moet vir hom in 'n rolstoel sit in die tronk vir die 30 jaar wat hy daar gaan wees, hy moet swaar kry, niks atletiek weer vir hom nie.
Dood is vir ewig, hy kon haar maar net laat gaan het.

Ek wonder of hy die sneller sou trek as die doodstraf nog hier met ons was.
terwyl ons dan nou ernstig raak - as die helfte van die stories in die koerante waar is, dan is Oscar n absolute buffel ..... WAAROM bly n vrou by so n persoon ?? (of is die koerante maar net weer besig om die hoender te ruk ....)
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Agter elke rook wolkie is daar 'n vuurtjie. Soos ek dit sien, as jy klaar saam me iemand leef en dis net julle twee dan sluit mens nie die toilet deur nie ... ek glo sy wou van hom wegkom. Hulle het seker klaar voorheen gerstry tot op 'n punt waar sy nie meer veilig gevoel het nie. Waarom het hy 'n vuurwapen by hom gehad? As jy woedend is en 'n geslote deur wil oopmaak, skop jy hom sommer oop of (in sy geval) stamp jy hom met jou skouer oop. As jy nou die tyd vat om 'n vuurwapen te gaan haal, dan is dit seker met opset om te gebruik vir meer as 'n deurslot stukkend te skiet, maar as dit wel die geval is, hoe kry jy dit reg om die persoon anderkant vier maal raak te skiet .... so verskoning maak g'n sin nie. Redenasie tydens sy optrede was daar blykbaar niks nie ... seker hoekom hulle dit 'n "blind rage" noem.

Ek dink die ou het sielkundige probleme. Dat sy vorige girl van mishandeling praat terwyl hulle saam was dui beslis daaraan.

Hy sal kry wat hy verdien het, hy sal ook moet lewe met sy gewete.

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Daai is 'n konsep wat ek glad nie verstaan nie. Hoekom mishandel mans hulle vrouens? I mean it's like keying your own car
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Selfde hier, hy's nie getroud nie, hy kon mos net n ander een kry? wat bewys jy as jy iemand wat swakker as jy is mishandel, en as jy dan nog n wapen moet gebruik, shame, hoe klein moet daai brein dan wees?

As dit oor seks gegaan het, is dit net so pateties want een van die hoof genetiese verskille tussen n mens en n dier is die feit dat n mens in staat is om sy seksdrang te beheer, so wat maak dit iemand wat rape dan?

Die grappe bly snaaks en hy moet maar vat wat na sy kant toe kom.
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Hoppy wrote:Selfde hier, hy's nie getroud nie, hy kon mos net n ander een kry? wat bewys jy as jy iemand wat swakker as jy is mishandel, en as jy dan nog n wapen moet gebruik, shame, hoe klein moet daai brein dan wees?

As dit oor seks gegaan het, is dit net so pateties want een van die hoof genetiese verskille tussen n mens en n dier is die feit dat n mens in staat is om sy seksdrang te beheer, so wat maak dit iemand wat rape dan?

Die grappe bly snaaks en hy moet maar vat wat na sy kant toe kom.
Soos die Engelse se... don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hy het die lat vir sy gat gepluk so nou moet hy maar staan vir die slae... en die grappe is snaaks


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Daai is die sad kant van die saak, as onskuldige mense daaronder moet ly. Dink net hoeveel mense het hulle tyd, geld en ondresteuning gegee om hom te kry waar hy was.

Hulle se Lance Armstrong se 2.5 uur interview met Oprah was genoeg straf, hulle gaan hom nie verder vervolg nie.

Miskien moet Oscar n interview met Riaan deursit.
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Hoppy wrote:Daai is die sad kant van die saak, as onskuldige mense daaronder moet ly. Dink net hoeveel mense het hulle tyd, geld en ondresteuning gegee om hom te kry waar hy was.

Hulle se Lance Armstrong se 2.5 uur interview met Oprah was genoeg straf, hulle gaan hom nie verder vervolg nie.

Miskien moet Oscar n interview met Riaan deursit.
Daar's groot verskil tussen wat hulle aangevang het .... so 'n interview sal ek niks van wil weet nie .... vermoed dat al wat jy gaan hoor is swak verskonings en 'n verwringing van die waarhede. :eh:
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just goes to show
no matter how good looking she might be
somewhere out there , there is someone who is tired of putting up with her sh#t

jokes aside , but on a more serious note
if she didnt want to stay or he had had enough , move on
lifes to short

no its really gonna be short for him
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Sorry Andy, that's not what i meant, the Oprah thing was a joke they had in the US.
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hoor vandag hulle wil nou bewys hy het steroids gebruik - dit is bewys dat steroids "blind rage" kan veroorsaak ....


SIEK dat een kriminele oortreding gebruik kan word as "verdediging" in n nog groter kriminele oortreding !!



Nee wat, hy het n onskuldige vrou se lewe gevat, koelbloediglik so. Doodstraf sal n geskikte straf wees.


maar intussen sal hy maar al ons swak grappe moet verduur ........
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Chris ek stem saam met jou
As ek die dinge so kyk het sy kop uitgehaak soos wat tipies is van steriod gebruikers. Ek is seker hy was nie by toe hy dit gedoen nie, maar dit maak dit nie reg nie. Ek gebruik nie eers steriods nie en ek weet die goed maak jou vrek aggresief en laat jou kop uithaak, mense wat in daardie kringe beweeg weet dit ook. So al het sy kop dalk uitgehaak moes hy dit in die eerste plek nie gebruik het nie omdat hy geweet het sy kop kan dalk uithaak.

In die begin was ek geskok en kon ek nie glo dat iemand met so baie potensiaal iets so stupid kon aanvang en lewens so vernietig, maar hoe meer bewyse uitkom hoe meer besef ek wat daar gebeur het en ongelukkig, maak nie saak wie hy is, dit maak dit nie reg nie.

Wat straf betref voel ek altyd iemand soos daai is nie 'n krimineel soos wat ons land vol van is nie. Ek kan myself net indink wat se trauma dit moet wees as jy besef jy het jou eie meisie gesket. Ek dink sy emosionele pyn is reeds 'n baie groot straf, maar mens kan ook nie net vir so iemand se "OK, jy het seer, jy kan maar gaan, maar moet dit nie weer doen nie hoor"
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Hoe meer geld jy het, hoe meer geloofwaardigheid kan jy koop vir die verskonings wat jy in die hof gaan voorhou :evil: :evil:
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HennieO wrote:Hoe meer geld jy het, hoe meer geloofwaardigheid kan jy koop vir die verskonings wat jy in die hof gaan voorhou :evil: :evil:
Dis dalk waar Hennie maar die swaard hang altyd oor sy kop, en eendag haal daardie dinge hom in. En dan is dit 1000 keer erger.. Die waarheid kom altyd uit.. :silent: :silent: :silent:
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met die moderne "social media" raak dit al moeiliker om geraamtes in die kas te hou ....


dink nie hy gaan sy ou skelmpies kan stil hou nie, darem net te veel gerugte wat al klaar die ronde doen.




maar laat feite nou nie inmeng met al die grappe nie ....
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maar laat feite nou nie inmeng met al die grappe nie ....

Die enigste rede hoekom hy vir BORG aansoek doen, is omdat al sy borge onttrek het.....
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Ali3n wrote:Bail has been granted....
Weet nie of ek saam met daai een stem nie... volgens my moet hy sit.
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CasKru wrote:
Ali3n wrote:Bail has been granted....
Weet nie of ek saam met daai een stem nie... volgens my moet hy sit.
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CasKru wrote:
Ali3n wrote:Bail has been granted....
Weet nie of ek saam met daai een stem nie... volgens my moet hy sit.
Kom ons sien wat broei uit. Gelukkig is justisie in ons land nog redelik "skoon".
Ongelukkig wen die een met die beste advokaat. En moenie die advokaat verkwalik as hy Oscar loskry nie, hy doen net sy job. Hoe beter hy sy job doen hoe meer klieente. Hulle voel vere oor skuldig en onskuldig : hy glo van die begin af sy man is onskuldig, en hy hoef nie te oordeel nie. Die ou op die bank ? Hy oordeel op die feite aan hom voorgele. m50c
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Ali3n wrote:Bail has been granted....
Weet nie of ek saam met daai een stem nie... volgens my moet hy sit.
Kom ons sien wat broei uit. Gelukkig is justisie in ons land nog redelik "skoon".
Ongelukkig wen die een met die beste advokaat. En moenie die advokaat verkwalik as hy Oscar loskry nie, hy doen net sy job. Hoe beter hy sy job doen hoe meer klieente. Hulle voel vere oor skuldig en onskuldig : hy glo van die begin af sy man is onskuldig, en hy hoef nie te oordeel nie. Die ou op die bank ? Hy oordeel op die feite aan hom voorgele. m50c
goeie vriend het sy jare ingesit vir n graad in die regte - laaste 6 maande van die "prakties" werk hy vir n "criminal law" firma - dis nou waar jy moordenaars/rapists/ens verdedig .....


Hy was GOED, en het die manne VINNIG los gekry !!!


En toe tref dit hom - as die man hier uitstap en sy suster rape ???????


Hy het net daar bedank en weg gestap !!
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Ek het vandag lang stukke van die borg aansoek geluister ....


Luister na die "aanklaer" se weergawe en die galg is al opsie


Luister na die "verdediging" se weergawe en mens voel JAMMER vir Oscar dat so tragedie oor sy pad gekom het ....


MAAR - as jy die twee stories by mekaar sit .....

Oscar was op sy stumps toe hy die skote afgevuur het - want omdat hy op sy stumps was was hy vulnurable ...

MAAR die skote deur die BOONSTE helfte van die deur geskiet ....




MAAR - daai regter het die polisie SLEG gesê !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die polisie moes BEWYS Oscar is n "flight risk" .... NIKS, nie eens gedokumenteer dat Oscar n huis en bank rekeninge in Italie het nie ..... NIKS bewyse van al die stories oor Oscar se beweerde "geweldadige" optrede waarvan so baie in die pers was nie ...... Daai twee feite KON as bewys dien om borg te weier ....


so as jy dink jou dag was sleg ..... niks kan so sleg wees soos daai kop se dag nie ....
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Hy het in n onderhoud gese hy het geskiet en hy was op sy stumps, toe hy besef dis sy het hy haar by die trappe afgedra, waar kom sy bene toe skielik vandaan?
Enige iemand wat n wapen lisensie het weet jy moet n waarskuwingskoot skiet, hy skiet sommer vier keer sonder waarskuwing en hy het blykpaar n paar wapens?
As jy genoeg geld het in hierdie land sal jy loskom, dis ongelukkig so, anders het ons ook geen politikuste gehad nie.
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Sover ek weet is daai 'waarskuwing skoot' nie meer van toepassing nie en mag nie gedoen word nie. Glo die redenasie was dat daai koeël êrens moet heen, en afhangend die situasie tref jy miskien 'n onskuldige.

Wat wel 'n sterker argument is, is die prinsiep van "minimum force" ..... maw, hy mag nie geskiet het nie tensy hy seker was dat sy lewe was in gevaar gewees. Nou hoe kon sy lewe van anderkant die deur (wat toe was), gedreig gewees het? Enigste manier is as die indringer gesê het dat hy gewapen was en dat hy deur die deur gaan skiet, of as hy (Oscar) so iets deur die deur kon gesien het (X-=Ray vision? - ons weet dit bestaan net in comic books). Ons weet in elk geval dat daar natuurlik geen indringer was nie, so hoe kon hy dan voel dat sy lewe in gevaar was?

Verder durf jy ook nie skiet as jy nie weet wat jy gaan tref nie.

Daar was lank gelede iets gewees waar as jy gevoel het dat jou veiligheid gedreig was deur iemand anderkant 'n deur, dat jy mag skiet nadat jy minstens drie keer gewaarsku het dat jy gaan skiet, maar daai reël bestaan ook lankal nie meer nie. Op 'n stadium naderhand was dit net toelaatbaar in die geval waar daar 'n vrou alleen in die huis was, maar sover ek weet is daai reël ook nie meer van bestaan nie.

Daar is geen manier waarop hy sal kan bewys dat hy "minimum force" gebruik het nie. Op daai punt aleen val sy saak uitmekaar.
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Ek kom al jare met gewere en jag soveel soos wat my begroting dit toelaat.

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Weet jy nê, as ek wakker word in die nag, dan is ek dadelik bewus van of my vrou langs my in die bed is of nie... Dis tog immers die eerste ding wat jy check, want as dit sy is wat jou wakker maak met haar geroer of gepoep dan weet jy mos die huis is veilig. As sy nie daar is nie dan lê ek bietjie stil so deur die mis en luister of ek haar in die toilet hoor. Waar anders gasn sy tog dan nou gaan? As ek haar nie hoor nie staan ek op en gaan kyk, want dan is sy dalk olik of knorrig of iets. Maar as ek iets suspisieus in die huis hoor is my eerste reaksie om vir haar wakker te maak en bewus te maak van waar ek gaan en wat ek gaan doen. Want like dit of nie, sy's my backup. My 6jarige kan nie backup speel. As ek iets oorkom moet sy daarvan weet, selfs al is dit dan net om weg te kan hol saam met my laaitie.
Om vir my te vertel hy't nie geweet sy was agter daai deur nie klink net gladnie reg nie...
Ek dink:
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...of geld in die regte sakke.
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Oupa Stig wrote:Weet jy nê, as ek wakker word in die nag, dan is ek dadelik bewus van of my vrou langs my in die bed is of nie... Dis tog immers die eerste ding wat jy check, want as dit sy is wat jou wakker maak met haar geroer of gepoep dan weet jy mos die huis is veilig. As sy nie daar is nie dan lê ek bietjie stil so deur die mis en luister of ek haar in die toilet hoor. Waar anders gasn sy tog dan nou gaan? As ek haar nie hoor nie staan ek op en gaan kyk, want dan is sy dalk olik of knorrig of iets. Maar as ek iets suspisieus in die huis hoor is my eerste reaksie om vir haar wakker te maak en bewus te maak van waar ek gaan en wat ek gaan doen. Want like dit of nie, sy's my backup.My 6jarige kan nie backup speel. As ek iets oorkom moet sy daarvan weet, selfs al is dit dan net om weg te kan hol saam met my laaitie.
Om vir my te vertel hy't nie geweet sy was agter daai deur nie klink net gladnie reg nie...
Ek dink:
Hy't sy moer gestrip vir haar en iets gedoen waar oor hy nou baie spyt is. Full stop.
Hy's nie 'n gewoonte krimineel nie, maar hy't ook nie die guts om eerlik te wees nie. 'n man wat lieg om sy bas te red kry nie respek by my nie.
Hy skuld al sy sukses aan sy fans en die SA publiek, want sonder ons sou borgskappe vir hom niks beteken. Hy't sy geld gemaak as publieke figuur. Nou moet hy nie huil as daai selfde publiek hom kasty omdat hy blindelings deur 'n toe deur 'n ongewapende vrou doodgeskiet het nie.
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(X-=Ray vision? - ons weet dit bestaan net in comic books)

Dis nie waar nie. Hier by ons is baie wat X Ray vision het. Kan om draaie kyk en deur bulte sien. Vaste witlyne beteken vir hulle : gaan verby ! Jy kan mos sien wat aangaan.

Ek dink hulle word nogal geregistreer deur die Sifikele ( of so iets ) en die Quantum firmas. :twisted:


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Hoppy wrote:...of geld in die regte sakke.
Nee kyk, Daai een stem ek ook mee saam...
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