Three engineers were in the bathroom at the urinals.
The first finnished and washed his hands, he used 3 paper towles to dry his hands. Saying to the other 2 that at Rolls Royce they are trained to be extremely thorough.
The second finnished and washed his hands, he used only 1 piece of paper to dry his hands, saying that at Mercedes we are trained to be extremely thorough and extremely efficient as well.
The third finnished and walked straight to the door saying over his shoulder, that at Toyota ," we don't p?ss on our hands".
Engineers.
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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At the LR factory they clean their hands before taking a leak 
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and at Tata while they taking a leak
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!
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Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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soo true