Fathers nightmare.
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Froll
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Fathers nightmare.
When your sweet daughter come home with this........
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Stef
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
wonder waarvoor is daai freeflow oppi neus...hoe snuif mens nou met al daai vents? Doe ou loop seker permanet met 'n sakdoek 
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gavin
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Ja nee ek het n groot haelgeweer 2 loop dit sal meer gaate in hom sit as wat hy klaar het.
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Toerboer
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Die ou het n gat van homself gemaak.....
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gavin
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Ja ek dink hy het ook n gat van hom self gemaak,maar hy sal n beter sproeier kop maak
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Klong se Pa
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Dit lyk ka-, sorrie, ek meen sleg.
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antlo69
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Sy pa het hom te min gem..r......of dalk te veel"Must be a Toyota, must be a diesel and must run on BFG's"
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robvan87
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
En hoe gaan dit lyk as hy op sy ou dag kom.... dit is as hy op sy oudag kom.
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Bushwacker
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
As long as you keep to these rules!
Daddy's Rules for Dating
________________________________________
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
Daddy's Rules for Dating
________________________________________
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
AANSOEK VIR TOESTEMMING OM MY DOGTER TE MAG UITVRA
01: Alle aansoeke moet vergesel word van:
• 5 kg (of meer) biltong.
• 12 bottels K.W.V. Roodeberg.
• 12 bottels K.W.V. 10 jaar brandewyn.
• 1 kas Heineken
• 'n Betaalde jagsafari van 14 dae in Kenia vir 4 persone.
02: Hierdie aansoek sal as onvolledig beskou word en dienooreenkomstig afgekeur word indien enige van die volgende NIE aangeheg is nie:
• Volledige finansiële state van die afgelope drie jaar.
• Skool- en Universiteit geskiedenis (nie Technicon, Kollege of enige iets anders nie)!
• Werksgeskiedenis en rekords.
• Familiegeskiedenis van die laaste 200 jaar (Anglo-Boereoorlog hensoppers, joiners of vermyders kan net hier opgegee word).
• Afskrif van Bestuurders lisensie en Polisie rekords.
• Volledige mediese ondersoek onderteken deur 'n goedgekeurde Dokter en Psigiater.
PERSOONLIKE INLIGTING
NAAM EN VAN: .................................................. ..................................................
BYNAAM: .............................................. (Enige diername by bogenoemde sal tot afkeuring lei)
GEBOORTE DATUM: .................................................. .....................
LENGTE: .................................................. ......................................
GEWIG: .................................................. .......................................
I.K.: .................................................. ............................................
SKOOL GEMIDDELD: .................................................. ....................
I.D. NO: .................................................. .......................................
BESTUURDER LISENSIE KODE: .................................................. ......
VOORTREKKER RANG (TANS) EN KURSUSSE VOLTOOI: ................................................
.................................................. .................................................. ..........................
HUISADRES EN TEL NO: .................................................. ..........................................
.................................................. .................................................. ..........................
DORP OF STAD: .................................................. .................................................. ...
KODE: .................................................. ............
Het jy een manlike en een vroulike ouer? ................... Indien nee, verstrek redes: .......................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Aantal jare wat hulle getroud is: ............................. Indien korter as jou ouderdom, vestrek redes:
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Besit jy:
• 'n Kombi? ..............................
• 'n Ford Sierra? ........................
• Enige ander kar met 'n drukvin en allooiwiele wat nie standaard is nie? ...........................
• 'n Waterbed? ..........................
• 'n Bakkie met 'n matras agterin? ..........................
• Kondome? .............................
• Enige pornografie? ...................
• Dra jy 'n oorbel, neusring, naeltjiering, ens? .......................
• Het jy 'n tattoeërmerk? ..............
• Rook en suip jy? ......................
Indien enige antwoord op enige van die bogenoemde vrae JA is - moenie voortgaan met die voltooiing van die aansoekvorm nie, (vir veiligheidsredes) en verlaat onmiddelik die perseel.
In minder as 50 woorde, wat beteken "LAAT" vir jou?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 50 woorde, wat beteken "MOENIE AAN MY DOGTER RAAK NIE" vir jou?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 50 woorde, wat verstaan jy onder "GEHEELONTHOUDING"?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 10 woorde, wat verstaan jy onder die volgende:
KASTREER? .................................................. .................................................. .......
.................................................. .................................................. ........................
GENADE DOOD? .................................................. .................................................
.................................................. .................................................. ........................
In NIE MINDER as 5000 woorde verduidelik wat jy verstaan onder die woord "VRY".
(Skryf dit op jou eie papier en voeg by aansoek).
Naam en adres van die kerk wat jy bywoon: .................................................. ......................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Hoe gereeld woon jy kerkdienste by? .................................................. ...............................
Wanner sal die beste tyd wees om die volgende persone te ondervra:
• Vader: ..............................................
• Moeder: ............................................
• Predikant: ..........................................
• Paroolbeampte: ....................................
• Vorige drie meisies: ..............................
Sal jou ouers hulle vrywillig aan genetiese toetsing onderwerp of sal doofpyle gebruik moet word?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Enige besware teen die deursoeking van jou persoon, voertuig, hok, gat of enige ander blyplek?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Voltooi die volgende sinne:
Antwoorde sal as vertroulik beskou word.
Indien ek raakgeskiet word, wil ek nie in/op my ......................................... raakgeskiet word nie.
Indien ek geslaan word word, wil ek baie graag NIE die volgende bene gebreek hê nie: ....................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
'n Vrou se plek is in die: .................................................. .............................................
Die een ding wat ek hoop NIE gevra sal word in die onderhoud nie, is: .........................................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Wanneer jy 'n meisie vir die eerste keer ontmoet, wat sien jy heel eerste raak? .................................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
NOTA: Indien enige liggaamsdeel genoem word wat begin met 'n "P", "T", "D" of "G", stop dadelik en verlaat die perseel.
Terwyl jy die perseel verlaat, hardloop in S'e en hou jou kop laag!
Wat wil jy word INDIEN jy moontlik groot word? .................................................. ...............
Wat is die huidige tariewe van 'n hotelkamer? .................................................. .....................
Kondome kom in pakkies van: (omkring een):
• 3
• 6
• 9
• 12
• Al die bogenoemde
Hoe weet jy dit? .................................................. .................................................. .....
HIERMEE BELOOF EK PLEGTIG DAT AL DIE BOGENOEMDE INLIGTING KORREK EN WAAR IS.
VERKEERDE VERSKAFDE INLIGTING MAG (SAL/KAN? - JOU KEUSE!) LEI TOT DIE
DOOD, ONTMANNING, DIE VERLOOR VAN LEDEMATE, ROOIMIER-MARTELING,
KRUISIGING, ELEKTRIESE SKOK, CHINESE WATERMARTELING EN/OF ROOIWARM
YSTERTOEDIENING.
.................................................. ..................................
NAAM EN HANDTEKENING
Dankie vir jou belangstelling.
Laat asseblief 4 tot 6 jaar toe vir prosessering.
Jy sal skriftelik in kennis gestel word indien jou aansoek aanvaar word.
Moet asseblief nie probeer om telefonies, elektronies, skriftelik, per posduif, vingertaal of deur middel van rooksiene in verbinding te tree nie.
(DIT KAN/SAL/MAG TOT ERNSTIGE BESERINGS LEI)
L.W: lndien jou aansoek afgekeur word, sal jy persoonlik in kennis gestel word deur twee here in swart pakke met wit dasse wat elk 'n viooltas dra.
01: Alle aansoeke moet vergesel word van:
• 5 kg (of meer) biltong.
• 12 bottels K.W.V. Roodeberg.
• 12 bottels K.W.V. 10 jaar brandewyn.
• 1 kas Heineken
• 'n Betaalde jagsafari van 14 dae in Kenia vir 4 persone.
02: Hierdie aansoek sal as onvolledig beskou word en dienooreenkomstig afgekeur word indien enige van die volgende NIE aangeheg is nie:
• Volledige finansiële state van die afgelope drie jaar.
• Skool- en Universiteit geskiedenis (nie Technicon, Kollege of enige iets anders nie)!
• Werksgeskiedenis en rekords.
• Familiegeskiedenis van die laaste 200 jaar (Anglo-Boereoorlog hensoppers, joiners of vermyders kan net hier opgegee word).
• Afskrif van Bestuurders lisensie en Polisie rekords.
• Volledige mediese ondersoek onderteken deur 'n goedgekeurde Dokter en Psigiater.
PERSOONLIKE INLIGTING
NAAM EN VAN: .................................................. ..................................................
BYNAAM: .............................................. (Enige diername by bogenoemde sal tot afkeuring lei)
GEBOORTE DATUM: .................................................. .....................
LENGTE: .................................................. ......................................
GEWIG: .................................................. .......................................
I.K.: .................................................. ............................................
SKOOL GEMIDDELD: .................................................. ....................
I.D. NO: .................................................. .......................................
BESTUURDER LISENSIE KODE: .................................................. ......
VOORTREKKER RANG (TANS) EN KURSUSSE VOLTOOI: ................................................
.................................................. .................................................. ..........................
HUISADRES EN TEL NO: .................................................. ..........................................
.................................................. .................................................. ..........................
DORP OF STAD: .................................................. .................................................. ...
KODE: .................................................. ............
Het jy een manlike en een vroulike ouer? ................... Indien nee, verstrek redes: .......................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Aantal jare wat hulle getroud is: ............................. Indien korter as jou ouderdom, vestrek redes:
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Besit jy:
• 'n Kombi? ..............................
• 'n Ford Sierra? ........................
• Enige ander kar met 'n drukvin en allooiwiele wat nie standaard is nie? ...........................
• 'n Waterbed? ..........................
• 'n Bakkie met 'n matras agterin? ..........................
• Kondome? .............................
• Enige pornografie? ...................
• Dra jy 'n oorbel, neusring, naeltjiering, ens? .......................
• Het jy 'n tattoeërmerk? ..............
• Rook en suip jy? ......................
Indien enige antwoord op enige van die bogenoemde vrae JA is - moenie voortgaan met die voltooiing van die aansoekvorm nie, (vir veiligheidsredes) en verlaat onmiddelik die perseel.
In minder as 50 woorde, wat beteken "LAAT" vir jou?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 50 woorde, wat beteken "MOENIE AAN MY DOGTER RAAK NIE" vir jou?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 50 woorde, wat verstaan jy onder "GEHEELONTHOUDING"?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
In minder as 10 woorde, wat verstaan jy onder die volgende:
KASTREER? .................................................. .................................................. .......
.................................................. .................................................. ........................
GENADE DOOD? .................................................. .................................................
.................................................. .................................................. ........................
In NIE MINDER as 5000 woorde verduidelik wat jy verstaan onder die woord "VRY".
(Skryf dit op jou eie papier en voeg by aansoek).
Naam en adres van die kerk wat jy bywoon: .................................................. ......................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Hoe gereeld woon jy kerkdienste by? .................................................. ...............................
Wanner sal die beste tyd wees om die volgende persone te ondervra:
• Vader: ..............................................
• Moeder: ............................................
• Predikant: ..........................................
• Paroolbeampte: ....................................
• Vorige drie meisies: ..............................
Sal jou ouers hulle vrywillig aan genetiese toetsing onderwerp of sal doofpyle gebruik moet word?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Enige besware teen die deursoeking van jou persoon, voertuig, hok, gat of enige ander blyplek?
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Voltooi die volgende sinne:
Antwoorde sal as vertroulik beskou word.
Indien ek raakgeskiet word, wil ek nie in/op my ......................................... raakgeskiet word nie.
Indien ek geslaan word word, wil ek baie graag NIE die volgende bene gebreek hê nie: ....................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
'n Vrou se plek is in die: .................................................. .............................................
Die een ding wat ek hoop NIE gevra sal word in die onderhoud nie, is: .........................................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
Wanneer jy 'n meisie vir die eerste keer ontmoet, wat sien jy heel eerste raak? .................................
.................................................. .................................................. .........................
NOTA: Indien enige liggaamsdeel genoem word wat begin met 'n "P", "T", "D" of "G", stop dadelik en verlaat die perseel.
Terwyl jy die perseel verlaat, hardloop in S'e en hou jou kop laag!
Wat wil jy word INDIEN jy moontlik groot word? .................................................. ...............
Wat is die huidige tariewe van 'n hotelkamer? .................................................. .....................
Kondome kom in pakkies van: (omkring een):
• 3
• 6
• 9
• 12
• Al die bogenoemde
Hoe weet jy dit? .................................................. .................................................. .....
HIERMEE BELOOF EK PLEGTIG DAT AL DIE BOGENOEMDE INLIGTING KORREK EN WAAR IS.
VERKEERDE VERSKAFDE INLIGTING MAG (SAL/KAN? - JOU KEUSE!) LEI TOT DIE
DOOD, ONTMANNING, DIE VERLOOR VAN LEDEMATE, ROOIMIER-MARTELING,
KRUISIGING, ELEKTRIESE SKOK, CHINESE WATERMARTELING EN/OF ROOIWARM
YSTERTOEDIENING.
.................................................. ..................................
NAAM EN HANDTEKENING
Dankie vir jou belangstelling.
Laat asseblief 4 tot 6 jaar toe vir prosessering.
Jy sal skriftelik in kennis gestel word indien jou aansoek aanvaar word.
Moet asseblief nie probeer om telefonies, elektronies, skriftelik, per posduif, vingertaal of deur middel van rooksiene in verbinding te tree nie.
(DIT KAN/SAL/MAG TOT ERNSTIGE BESERINGS LEI)
L.W: lndien jou aansoek afgekeur word, sal jy persoonlik in kennis gestel word deur twee here in swart pakke met wit dasse wat elk 'n viooltas dra.
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jacques kotze
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Sy pa het hom te min ge wetter!!
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Baasvark
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Re: Fathers nightmare.
Hy sal eers kennis maak met 'n skaap rekkie of burdizzo voor ek die honde op hom sit.
Sulke mense mag nie geleentheid gegun om voort te teel nie.
Sulke mense mag nie geleentheid gegun om voort te teel nie.
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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CasKru
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- Location: Rynfield
Re: Fathers nightmare.
Ek dink hy het die boodskap verkeerd gehoor, toe sy ouers vir hom gesê het hulle wil hom altyd deur 'n ring kan trek....
To God be the glory
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MonsterLux
- Low Range 4WD
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- Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:35 pm
- Town: Witbank
- Vehicle: 92 Toyota Hilux
- Real Name: Johan
- Location: Mpumalanga
Re: Fathers nightmare.
Kyk daar is 'n goeie paar recovery punte waaraan hy aan gesnatch kan word.-
antlo69
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
- Posts: 459
- Joined: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:56 pm
- Town: Pretoria North
- Vehicle: Toyota Hilux 3.0 D-4D, leveling kit, 17" with A/T BFg's, sadly stil some Tupperware, wish list growing by the day
- Real Name: Antonie
- Location: Pretoria North
Re: Fathers nightmare.
Hy het meer accessories aan hom as 'n sandton Jeep"Must be a Toyota, must be a diesel and must run on BFG's"
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Scorpion
- Monster Truck
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- Town: Emmarentia
- Vehicle: 1988 Hilux 4x4 D/C with more attitude than Mike Tyson
- Real Name: Johann
- Location: Constant Kloof
Re: Fathers nightmare.
I just don't want to be near him when he sneezes... 
1988 Hilex D/C 4x4 (Import spec), Lexus V8; Marlin Crawler; Custom Suspension: front and new 4 link in the rear; Disc Brake conversion rear; 35" Cooper STT tyres; Xenon lights; Custom bullbar;Next? Aircon; new front seats, redo the whole interior in nice soft leather, Respray, Double Lockers
1978 Land Cruiser HJ45
1971 Mercedes Benz 280S Automatic
2011 Land Cruiser 79 V6 (60th Anniversary Edition)
1978 Land Cruiser HJ45
1971 Mercedes Benz 280S Automatic
2011 Land Cruiser 79 V6 (60th Anniversary Edition)
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Froll
- Monster Truck
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- Town: Vioolsdrift
- Vehicle: 2010 4.0 V6 Fortuner 4x4
- Real Name: Roger
- Club VHF Licence: N/A
Re: Fathers nightmare.
Ok, so after all the comments I will not be bringing my son with to the next GTG. 