His lucky it was a projectorMud Dog wrote: Lucky it was just a tree and not a female dog .... was half expecting him to chase after the ball.
Joke of the day
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Re: Joke of the day
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.-Saint Augustine"
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Re: Joke of the day
Could have been a shocking experience otherwise!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
After drinking, men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking and fight for nothing.
Hats off to women, women can do all these without drinking!!!
You don't have a scred hair on your head...Is that why you wear the hat...
Hats off to women, women can do all these without drinking!!!
You don't have a scred hair on your head...Is that why you wear the hat...
HABOOB means "Dust Storm"
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Re: Joke of the day
Please forward me your CV, oom , have a friend who owns a circus - they are looking for new clowns
Ma1000@vodamail.co.za , will wait.
Ma1000@vodamail.co.za , will wait.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: Joke of the day
Monday morning smilers
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Ed Zachary Disease.
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "oh my word, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "oh my word, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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Re: Joke of the day
Hey my chair spins aswell
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Joke of the day
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big tlts who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shlt.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big tlts who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shlt.
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how woman see men
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Re: Joke of the day
That is so sweet... 'sniff... brings a tear to me eyes.
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Re: how woman see men
hehehehe ....
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Re: how woman see men
Not my viewpoint, but while we're being chauvinistic ......
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
:shifty:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: how woman see men
ou vriend waarheen moet ons die kaartjies en biltong stuur ? .... maar dan nou weer, jy gaan tog nie biltong kan eet met n gebreekte kakebeen nie ...Mud Dog wrote:
Not my viewpoint, but while we're being chauvinistic ......
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
:shifty:
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Re: Joke of the day
Good to see your sensitive side Hoppy.....
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Re: how woman see men
Worry about the things you can do something about, If you can't don't worry.
Live life to the fullest with no regrets.
Live life to the fullest with no regrets.
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Re: how woman see men
Mud Dog wrote:
Not my viewpoint, but while we're being chauvinistic ......
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
:shifty:
My wife did not see me for a week after our last fight...
By the second week she could start seeing out of her left eye..
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Re: how woman see men
Andy... you forgot one...Mud Dog wrote:
Not my viewpoint, but while we're being chauvinistic ......
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
:shifty:
Q: Hoekom dra vrouens grimering en parfuum?
To God be the glory
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Re: Joke of the day
:shifty:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Q: hoekom het Cassie 'n blou oog?
A: see link above....
A: see link above....
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.
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Re: how woman see men
CasKru wrote:Ummmm..... think I need to spend a bit more time on the forum you guys are getting up to all sorts of nonsense..Mud Dog wrote:
Not my viewpoint, but while we're being chauvinistic ......
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
:shifty:
Andy... you forgot one...
Q: Hoekom dra vrouens grimering en parfuum?
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Re: Joke of the day
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
See how quickly Allan is gat-kruiping after Val makes an appearance.
BTW Val, we totally agree .... you should spend more time here again!
BTW Val, we totally agree .... you should spend more time here again!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Tuff beasts hey....
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Re: Joke of the day
Hi Val , glad to see you are here !!!!
Lekker man Lekker
Lekker man Lekker
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Re: Joke of the day
Thanks Eben...
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Re: Joke of the day
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Bet they were maried
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
Why school is important .....
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Mud Dog wrote:Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
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Re: Joke of the day
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked.
"Incredible!"
Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought,
"What the heck . . . , I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again . . .
"Did you smell that food?" she asked.
"Incredible!"
Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought,
"What the heck . . . , I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again . . .
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
A mother is teaching her 9 yr old son how to play chess. While busy with explanations she says "You see, the Lady can move about any way she wants to".
Son replies, "I see, and I notice that the game board even looks like a kitchen floor"!
Son replies, "I see, and I notice that the game board even looks like a kitchen floor"!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Something to try when being addressed by a total stranger .... Put on a shocked expression and ask, "You can actually see me?"
........ and when the stranger replies affirmatively, if you want to carry it further, "Strange! That's never happened before and I've been coming to this accident site every year at this time and date for the past 13 years".
........ and when the stranger replies affirmatively, if you want to carry it further, "Strange! That's never happened before and I've been coming to this accident site every year at this time and date for the past 13 years".
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
A boy complained about his brother, "Dad, Thomas threw his stool at me today!".
"Well son, why didn't you throw it back?"
"Couldn't ...... it was too soft!"
"Well son, why didn't you throw it back?"
"Couldn't ...... it was too soft!"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Sounds like the two Rastafarians who went to the bank to open a joint account.Hoppy wrote:MARRIAGE/MARIJUANA
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: MEDISYNE
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: MEDISYNE
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Joke of the day
This is Snake Racing African style...
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Re: MEDISYNE
The colour is the same so just don't get the two confused.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
Not sure if South Africa has heard much of the US insurance company Geico's Gecko, this is a good play on one of their commercials
1981 Toyota Trekker. Full internal Roll Cage, Dual Transfer Cases (2.28x4.7) 5.29 gears = 220:1
35" Goodyear Kevlar MTR's
35" Goodyear Kevlar MTR's
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Re: Joke of the day
loved the supergranny...
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Re: Joke of the day
BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:
A Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
A Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
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Re: Joke of the day
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Joke of the day
He's probably going to tie her to a pole next to his favorite sheep
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
'N PA LOOP VERBY SY SEUN SE KAMER EN TOT SY STOMME VERBASING SIEN HY DIE BED IS NETJIES OPGEMAAK.
TOE SIEN HY 'N KOEVERT OP DIE KUSSING.
DIS GERIG AAN "PA".
MET BEKLEMMING OM SY HART TEL HY DIT OP, SKEUR DIT OOP EN LEES DIE BRIEFIE :
"LIEWE PA, DIS MET GROOT SPYT EN VERDRIET DAT EK VIR JOU SKRYF.
EK MOES WEGLOOP SAAM MET MY NUWE MEISIE OMDAT EK NIE MET JOU EN MA WOU RUSIE MAAK NIE.
EK EN LISA HET WARE PASSIE ONTDEK. SY IS SO OULIK.
EK WEET JULLE KEUR HAAR NIE GOED NIE, OMDAT DAAR SO BAIE RINGE DEUR HAAR LIPPE, NEUS EN BAIE ANDER PLEKKE IS,
EN SY IS 'N VOLLE VYF JAAR OUER AS EK.
MAAR IS NIE NET VERLIEFGEIT NIE , PA SY IS SWANGER.
ONS WIL SOMMER NOG BAIE KINDERS HÊ.
LISA SÊ ONS SAL BAIE GELUKKIG WEES.
SY HET 'N WOONWA WAT IEWERS IN 'N BOS STAAN EN DAAR IS 'N HELE HOOP VUURMAAKHOUT VIR DIE WINTER.
LISA HET MY OOK GELEER DAT DAGGA NIE NET SLEG IS NIE.
ONS GAAN SOMMER SELF 'N BIETJIE DAARVAN IN DIE BOS KWEEK EN DIT AAN DIE ANDER MENSE IN DIE KOMMUNE VERKOOP.
DAN KAN ONS MET DAARDIE GELD ANDER, DUURDER DRUGS SOOS COKE OF TIK KOOP.
INTUSSEN HOOP EN BID ONS DAT DIE WETENSKAP 'N KUUR VIR VIGS VIND SODAT LISA GESOND RAAK. SY VERDIEN DIT!!!
MOENIE BEKOMMERD WEES NIE , PA.
EK IS DAREM AL VYFTIEN EN KAN NA MYSELF KYK.
ONTSPAN, EN GENIET DIE KLEINKINDERS WAT NOG KOM.
MET LIEFDE,
JOU SEUN, PIETER"
NS:
PA, NIKS HIERVAN IS WAAR NIE!!!! EK IS BY JANNIE.
EK WOU PA MAAR NET DAARAAN HERINNER DAAR IS BAIE ERGER DINGE IN DIE LEWE AS 'N SWAK RAPPORT (DIS ONDER DIE KUSSING)."
BEL MAAR WANNEER DIT VEILIG IS OM HUIS TOE TE KOM !!!!!"
TOE SIEN HY 'N KOEVERT OP DIE KUSSING.
DIS GERIG AAN "PA".
MET BEKLEMMING OM SY HART TEL HY DIT OP, SKEUR DIT OOP EN LEES DIE BRIEFIE :
"LIEWE PA, DIS MET GROOT SPYT EN VERDRIET DAT EK VIR JOU SKRYF.
EK MOES WEGLOOP SAAM MET MY NUWE MEISIE OMDAT EK NIE MET JOU EN MA WOU RUSIE MAAK NIE.
EK EN LISA HET WARE PASSIE ONTDEK. SY IS SO OULIK.
EK WEET JULLE KEUR HAAR NIE GOED NIE, OMDAT DAAR SO BAIE RINGE DEUR HAAR LIPPE, NEUS EN BAIE ANDER PLEKKE IS,
EN SY IS 'N VOLLE VYF JAAR OUER AS EK.
MAAR IS NIE NET VERLIEFGEIT NIE , PA SY IS SWANGER.
ONS WIL SOMMER NOG BAIE KINDERS HÊ.
LISA SÊ ONS SAL BAIE GELUKKIG WEES.
SY HET 'N WOONWA WAT IEWERS IN 'N BOS STAAN EN DAAR IS 'N HELE HOOP VUURMAAKHOUT VIR DIE WINTER.
LISA HET MY OOK GELEER DAT DAGGA NIE NET SLEG IS NIE.
ONS GAAN SOMMER SELF 'N BIETJIE DAARVAN IN DIE BOS KWEEK EN DIT AAN DIE ANDER MENSE IN DIE KOMMUNE VERKOOP.
DAN KAN ONS MET DAARDIE GELD ANDER, DUURDER DRUGS SOOS COKE OF TIK KOOP.
INTUSSEN HOOP EN BID ONS DAT DIE WETENSKAP 'N KUUR VIR VIGS VIND SODAT LISA GESOND RAAK. SY VERDIEN DIT!!!
MOENIE BEKOMMERD WEES NIE , PA.
EK IS DAREM AL VYFTIEN EN KAN NA MYSELF KYK.
ONTSPAN, EN GENIET DIE KLEINKINDERS WAT NOG KOM.
MET LIEFDE,
JOU SEUN, PIETER"
NS:
PA, NIKS HIERVAN IS WAAR NIE!!!! EK IS BY JANNIE.
EK WOU PA MAAR NET DAARAAN HERINNER DAAR IS BAIE ERGER DINGE IN DIE LEWE AS 'N SWAK RAPPORT (DIS ONDER DIE KUSSING)."
BEL MAAR WANNEER DIT VEILIG IS OM HUIS TOE TE KOM !!!!!"
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
Gatiep en Meraai, hulle staan da oppie kaai, kyk virrie see, en die walvisse wat so vroetel da innie water.
"jinne, Gatieppie, ma dis 'n merske groot vis daai"
"Dit ka djy wee sê, Meraai"
Hul staan so bietjie meer.
"Ma nou Gatieppie, wat eet so grote vis?"
"Sa-dientjies, Meraai"
"Sa-dientjies???"
"Sa-dientjies."
"Nei, Gatieppie, dit kannie weessie"
"Of course kan dit wees, Meraai. Ek is educated met standerd 3 en alles! Ek wiet die goette!"
"Nei, ek sê nogstieds dit kannie weessie!"
"Ma nou hoe dan nou soe, Meraai?"
"Djy sê daai merske vis eet sa-dientjies, ma sê dan vi my, slimkop, hoe kry hy die sa-dientjies uittie blikkies?"
"jinne, Gatieppie, ma dis 'n merske groot vis daai"
"Dit ka djy wee sê, Meraai"
Hul staan so bietjie meer.
"Ma nou Gatieppie, wat eet so grote vis?"
"Sa-dientjies, Meraai"
"Sa-dientjies???"
"Sa-dientjies."
"Nei, Gatieppie, dit kannie weessie"
"Of course kan dit wees, Meraai. Ek is educated met standerd 3 en alles! Ek wiet die goette!"
"Nei, ek sê nogstieds dit kannie weessie!"
"Ma nou hoe dan nou soe, Meraai?"
"Djy sê daai merske vis eet sa-dientjies, ma sê dan vi my, slimkop, hoe kry hy die sa-dientjies uittie blikkies?"
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.
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Happy to be a man
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Re: Happy to be a man
Yip.... good to see a man that is satisfied and grateful for his lot in life.....