Joke of the day
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Joke of the day
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
Hou vas aan julle stoele vir hierdie SKOLIERE!!!
Afrikaans Graad 8
Maak 'n sin met "ter aarde bestel"
- Wie op ter aarde bestel so 'n groot koek?
Wiskunde Graad 9
Gee die formule om die oppervlakte van 'n sirkel te bepaal.
- Paai straal kordaat.
Aardrykskunde Graad 10
Hoe het berge ontstaan?
- Deur baie sterk winde.
Rekenaarstudie Graad 12
Waarom moet rekenaargebruikers gereeld rugsteunkopiee maak?
- Sodat hulle nie rugpyn kry nie.
Geskiedenis Graad 11
In watter jaar het Suid-Afrika 'n unie geword?
- Ek weet nie meneer. Maar 'n geseende Kersfees en 'n voorspoedige
Nuwejaar vir meneer en meneer se gesin.
Afrikaans
Voltooi: Hoe kaler jonker...
- Hoe stouter indie donker.
Wiskunde Graad 8
Wat is regoorstaande hoeke?
- Dit is hoeke wat vir mekaar kyk.
Geskiedenis Graad 8
Waarom is die Mona Lisa-skildery so baie werd?
- Omdat sy so 'n mooi vrou was.
Bybelkunde Graad 8
Waar het die koning van Israel twee afgodsbeelde laat oprig?
- In Jerusalem en Gauteng .
As kinders nog te klein is om pille te sluk, hoe kan 'n mens vir hulle medisyne ingee?
- Tepelsgewys. (teelepelsgewys)
Wat is 'n vlieënde piering?
- 'n Ding soos hierdie: O
Waar word sykouse vervaardig?
- By Pep Stors.
Waarom is die seun in die verhaal gestraf?
- Omdat hy sy eie virgin van die volkslied
gesing het.
Noem drie soorte grafiese rekenaarpakkette wat'n mens kry.
- Reghoekiges, rondes en langwerpiges.
Noem die vier seisoene.
- Sout, peper, mosterd en asyn.
Hoe word dou gevorm?
- Die son skyn op die blare en dan sweet hulle.
Wat veroorsaak getye in die see?
- Die getye is 'n geveg tussen die aarde en die maan. Al die water wil na die maan vloei, want daar is nie water op die maan nie. Ek het vergeet waar die son in die geveg inkom.
Watter waarborge kan 'n bank vereis as hulle 'n huisverband toestaan?
- As jy 'n huis koop, kan hulle aandring dat jy goed geërf het.
Hoe belangrik is eleksies in 'n demokratiese samelewing?
- Baie belangrik. Voortplanting kan slegs gebeur as 'n man 'n eleksie het.
Wat is 'n terminale siekte?
- As jy op die lughawe siek word
Afrikaans Graad 8
Maak 'n sin met "ter aarde bestel"
- Wie op ter aarde bestel so 'n groot koek?
Wiskunde Graad 9
Gee die formule om die oppervlakte van 'n sirkel te bepaal.
- Paai straal kordaat.
Aardrykskunde Graad 10
Hoe het berge ontstaan?
- Deur baie sterk winde.
Rekenaarstudie Graad 12
Waarom moet rekenaargebruikers gereeld rugsteunkopiee maak?
- Sodat hulle nie rugpyn kry nie.
Geskiedenis Graad 11
In watter jaar het Suid-Afrika 'n unie geword?
- Ek weet nie meneer. Maar 'n geseende Kersfees en 'n voorspoedige
Nuwejaar vir meneer en meneer se gesin.
Afrikaans
Voltooi: Hoe kaler jonker...
- Hoe stouter indie donker.
Wiskunde Graad 8
Wat is regoorstaande hoeke?
- Dit is hoeke wat vir mekaar kyk.
Geskiedenis Graad 8
Waarom is die Mona Lisa-skildery so baie werd?
- Omdat sy so 'n mooi vrou was.
Bybelkunde Graad 8
Waar het die koning van Israel twee afgodsbeelde laat oprig?
- In Jerusalem en Gauteng .
As kinders nog te klein is om pille te sluk, hoe kan 'n mens vir hulle medisyne ingee?
- Tepelsgewys. (teelepelsgewys)
Wat is 'n vlieënde piering?
- 'n Ding soos hierdie: O
Waar word sykouse vervaardig?
- By Pep Stors.
Waarom is die seun in die verhaal gestraf?
- Omdat hy sy eie virgin van die volkslied
gesing het.
Noem drie soorte grafiese rekenaarpakkette wat'n mens kry.
- Reghoekiges, rondes en langwerpiges.
Noem die vier seisoene.
- Sout, peper, mosterd en asyn.
Hoe word dou gevorm?
- Die son skyn op die blare en dan sweet hulle.
Wat veroorsaak getye in die see?
- Die getye is 'n geveg tussen die aarde en die maan. Al die water wil na die maan vloei, want daar is nie water op die maan nie. Ek het vergeet waar die son in die geveg inkom.
Watter waarborge kan 'n bank vereis as hulle 'n huisverband toestaan?
- As jy 'n huis koop, kan hulle aandring dat jy goed geërf het.
Hoe belangrik is eleksies in 'n demokratiese samelewing?
- Baie belangrik. Voortplanting kan slegs gebeur as 'n man 'n eleksie het.
Wat is 'n terminale siekte?
- As jy op die lughawe siek word
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Re: Joke of the day
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
Hoe belangrik is eleksies in 'n demokratiese samelewing?
- Baie belangrik. Voortplanting kan slegs gebeur as 'n man 'n eleksie het.
duh...
- Baie belangrik. Voortplanting kan slegs gebeur as 'n man 'n eleksie het.
duh...
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Re: Joke of the day
Ek gaan beslis stem.........................
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Re: Joke of the day
The taxi industry (SANTACO) is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs.
Outstanding studants will recieve a quantum, leather jacket, sjambok and an All Star shoes (socks are not allowed)
Purpose of the job:
To transport and insult passengers
Swearing at the public
Requirements:
Skilled in spotting pot holes
Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
Must speak only Zulu
Must own 2 unlicensed firearms
Knowledge of short cuts
Can only count if the money comes seat by seat and can also count up to 16 passengers
Must also change money, change radio stations, exchange remarks and change lanes, all at the same time
And can stop anywhere
To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Baba Mkhize
Outstanding studants will recieve a quantum, leather jacket, sjambok and an All Star shoes (socks are not allowed)
Purpose of the job:
To transport and insult passengers
Swearing at the public
Requirements:
Skilled in spotting pot holes
Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
Must speak only Zulu
Must own 2 unlicensed firearms
Knowledge of short cuts
Can only count if the money comes seat by seat and can also count up to 16 passengers
Must also change money, change radio stations, exchange remarks and change lanes, all at the same time
And can stop anywhere
To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Baba Mkhize
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
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Re: Joke of the day
and also have no care or sense of responsibility for the passengers in his vehicle.
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Re: Joke of the day
Can only count if the money comes seat by seat and can also count up to 16 passengers
Don't the extra pax up to 25 pay ?
Don't the extra pax up to 25 pay ?
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Joke of the day
I'm at work as a result
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Joke of the day
Ons noem die program "Hoer soek n boer"
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Joke of the day
The Male Fairy Tale.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?
The Princess said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?
The Princess said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
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Re: Joke of the day
LOL!mcw wrote:The Male Fairy Tale.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?
The Princess said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard belly-aching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
I'm divorcing the princess now because of stated reasons so I will keep this story in mind and let you know how it goes!!
I hope it's true!!
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Re: Joke of the day
It's very true until you come across another "princess" who makes it her sole mission to try and change you
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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Re: Joke of the day
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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- Real Name: Tumelo Thebe aka Baas John
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Re: Joke of the day
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "And she turned into a telephone pole!"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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- Real Name: Andy
- Club VHF Licence: HC103
Re: Joke of the day
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- Bosfebok
- LR 4WD Full Lockers
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- Town: Roodekrans
- Vehicle: 1995 Hilux Raider 2.2
- Real Name: Otto
- Club VHF Licence: X248
- Location: Roodekrans
Re: Joke of the day
DIE HUWELIKSNAG
Hy : Uiteindelik, ek het so lank hiervoor gewag!
Sy : Wil jy hê dat ek ooit moet weggaan?
Hy : NEE!!!!
Sy : Hou jy van my?
Hy : Natuurlik, baie!
Sy : Het jy my al ooit bedrieg?
Hy : NEE. hoekom vra jy my dit?
Sy : Wil jy my soen?
Hy : Elke keer as ek die kans kry!
Sy : Sal jy my ooit vloek?
Hy : Is jy gek?
Sy : Kan ek jou vertrou?
Hy : Ja my liefie...
Sy : My liewe skat!
...en na 30 jaar se huwelik: lees dit nou van onder na bo!
Hy : Uiteindelik, ek het so lank hiervoor gewag!
Sy : Wil jy hê dat ek ooit moet weggaan?
Hy : NEE!!!!
Sy : Hou jy van my?
Hy : Natuurlik, baie!
Sy : Het jy my al ooit bedrieg?
Hy : NEE. hoekom vra jy my dit?
Sy : Wil jy my soen?
Hy : Elke keer as ek die kans kry!
Sy : Sal jy my ooit vloek?
Hy : Is jy gek?
Sy : Kan ek jou vertrou?
Hy : Ja my liefie...
Sy : My liewe skat!
...en na 30 jaar se huwelik: lees dit nou van onder na bo!
Otto X248
1995 Hilux Raider 2.2 EFI Turbo DC
Alucab Canopy with Kitchen and Recovery sections
National Luna Split Charge system and Dual Battery
80W solar panel and MPPT controller
20.5" LED BAR
5ton tow bar with recovery points
Nudge-M front bumper
80l Long Range Fuel Tank
90l Water Tank
Slide Drawer System
Safari Snorkel
Double Lockers - Toyota Electric selectable
Diff breathers
The worst anti hi-jack alarm system ever, SANJI!!
A bad day out is still better than a good day in!!
1995 Hilux Raider 2.2 EFI Turbo DC
Alucab Canopy with Kitchen and Recovery sections
National Luna Split Charge system and Dual Battery
80W solar panel and MPPT controller
20.5" LED BAR
5ton tow bar with recovery points
Nudge-M front bumper
80l Long Range Fuel Tank
90l Water Tank
Slide Drawer System
Safari Snorkel
Double Lockers - Toyota Electric selectable
Diff breathers
The worst anti hi-jack alarm system ever, SANJI!!
A bad day out is still better than a good day in!!
- Blitzkrieg
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
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- Vehicle: 94 Hilux D/C V8 Lexus. 2009 LC Prado 4.0 V6
- Real Name: Jaco
- Hoppy
- Monster Truck
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- Town: Cape Town
- Vehicle: Hilux SFA & IFS
- Real Name: Allan 0721291160
Re: Joke of the day
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
- Mud Dog
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- Real Name: Andy
- Club VHF Licence: HC103
Re: Joke of the day
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- smokintyres
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
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- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:18 am
- Town: Windhoek
- Vehicle: Hilux 4.0 V6, relatively standard; for now...
- Real Name: Gernot
- Potifar
- High Range 4WD
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- Town: Kleinmond
- Vehicle: VW Amarok TDi 4motion (WitWolf) Auto 2018 VW Tiguan Allspace
- Real Name: Gerhard
- Location: Kleinmond
Re: Joke of the day
As mans dronk is praat hulle baie *a* , bestuur *a* , soek onnodig *a* en hou daarvan om *a* te maak!
Ek haal my hoed af vir vrouens...........
Hulle doen dit sonder drank.
Ek haal my hoed af vir vrouens...........
Hulle doen dit sonder drank.
As ons werk, dan werk ons hard. As ons speel, dan speel ons hard. As ons braai, dan speel ons nie!
- Mud Dog
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- Real Name: Andy
- Club VHF Licence: HC103
Re: Joke of the day
David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue"
Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"
Driver replies "No you stupid ass, where do you want to go ?"
After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue"
Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"
Driver replies "No you stupid ass, where do you want to go ?"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- KOBUSL
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 2044
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- Town: WOLSELEY
- Vehicle: '96 HILUX 2.8 HILUX DC 3i BMW 540 RANCHERO UTE 4 Li
- Real Name: KOBUS
Re: Joke of the day
Jy sien wat is die probleem......................
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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- Low Range 4WD
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- Real Name: Russell
- Hoppy
- Monster Truck
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- Town: Cape Town
- Vehicle: Hilux SFA & IFS
- Real Name: Allan 0721291160
Re: Joke of the day
Who says men don't remember?
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was
packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was
surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was
nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she
became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went
into about five years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I
would get it for you one day??
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do
remember that shop.?
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was
packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was
surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was
nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she
became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went
into about five years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I
would get it for you one day??
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do
remember that shop.?
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
- Thunder02
- Moderator
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- Town: East Rand
- Vehicle: IFS Hilux
- Real Name: Neil
- Club VHF Licence: HC105
- Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
- Contact:
Re: Joke of the day
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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- Low Range 4WD
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- Oupa Stig
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Re: Joke of the day
Sorry, could not resist. Fotos van die vent maak my gewoonlik naar, maar hier lyk hy tog so oulik.
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I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.