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Post by Mud Dog »

Well, here's a great idea! Watch your wedding video backwards.

The night starts with you getting a shag.
Then you have a great time, good food and drink and end up sober, without a hangover.
You'll love the end bit, where you take the ring off, go back down the aisle, jump in the car and bugger off with your mates.

:twisted:
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Post by KOBUSL »

Laat hulle blomme toe in die ICU ?? :lol:
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Post by Willem01 »

KOBUSL wrote:Laat hulle blomme toe in die ICU ?? :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by 4 runner oldie »

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:
No one has ever made it out alive yet .
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:clap: :clap: :clap: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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No, i'm happy :yahoo:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Good one :twisted:
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Lov it......... :thumbup: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP :yahoo: ..... You wouldn't understand....
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MOFASA wrote:Lov it......... :thumbup: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Some won't. Especially the ladies, because in the ladies version, when it gets to the oart where sthe guys walk back down the aisle, get into their car and bugger off, the ladies end up going into a small room and cry with their bridesmaids. :mocking:
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Hahahaha
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Mud Dog wrote:Watch your wedding video backwards.

The night starts with you getting a shag.
Did you record THAT?!?!? :shock2: :shock2: :shock2:
Stress: :irate: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living $H!t out of some asshole that desperately deserves it!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nah, besides, video cameras were unheard of in those days! :D: ;-)
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Ja Andy.that was even before the RINDERPES .
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Post by george »

Why does a man always turns his ring around his finger?

his trying to break the combination :twisted:
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