Ry jy n Landy??....
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Ry jy n Landy??....
....Die waarheid maak seer!....
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
Reminds me of a friend,Dale
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
I totally agree with that!!!
Only reason i still have it is because a V8 lexus motor fits comfortably into it, and is coming soon. its going to be called a Toyrover
Only reason i still have it is because a V8 lexus motor fits comfortably into it, and is coming soon. its going to be called a Toyrover
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
O, jy gaan baie aste afdraai met daai motorlandy69 wrote:I totally agree with that!!!
Only reason i still have it is because a V8 lexus motor fits comfortably into it, and is coming soon. its going to be called a Toyrover
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
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Re: Ry jy n Landy??....
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road.
The other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women -
They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance
Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
They are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc.
But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road.
Stop and look closer.
On the phones there are emergency numbers l: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.
Landrover has got a special this month!!
If you buy one, you get a dog for free!! Then you do not have to walk homealone.
The other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women -
They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance
Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
They are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc.
But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road.
Stop and look closer.
On the phones there are emergency numbers l: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.
Landrover has got a special this month!!
If you buy one, you get a dog for free!! Then you do not have to walk homealone.
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if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)