Op 'n dag kyk ek vir my vrou só, en se: "Liefie, toe ons 25 jaar gelede getroud is, het ons 'n goedkoop woonstel en 'n goedkoop kar gehad. Ons het op 'n sofabed geslaap en na 'n swart-en-wit TV-stel gekyk. Maar ek het elke aand by 'n vuurwarm blondine in die kooi geklim.
"Nou het ons 'n mooi huis, 'n mooi kar en 'n plasma TV-skerm. Maar ek slaap elke aand by 'n vrou van 50. Ek dink nie jy is besig om jou kant te bring nie."
My vrou is 'n baie redelike mens. Sy sê toe ek moet gaan en vir my 'n warmbloedige, 25-jarige blondine soek. Dan sal sy wat my vrou is, seker maak dat ek weer in 'n goedkoop woonstel bly, in 'n goedkoop kar ry, op 'n sofabed slaap en na 'n klein swart-en-wit TV kyk.
Ouer vroue is briljant. Hulle weet presies hoe om jou middeljarige krisis op te los!
Ouer vroue is darem maar vreeslik slim . . .
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Re: Ouer vroue is darem maar vreeslik slim . . .
Life's a female dog, "You can never have it all"
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