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Gatiep en Meraai

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Gatiep kom voor die landdros op aanklag vir diefstal.

Landdros " Hoe pleit jy Gatiep?"

Gatiep "Innocent JeHonour"

Gatiep " Laat ek verduidelik jeHonour. Jy sien ek was oppad werk toe laas week en terwyl ek nog so loop en scheme kom Meraai met haar bicycle daar verby en sê vir my, "Gatiep, soek jy nie 'n lift nie man, jy kan op my dwarsbar sit?"

Gatiep " Nou jeHonour, almal weet hoe Meraai kan advantage vat van 'n jong man soos ik, so ek sê toe ney dankie, ry jy ma"

Gatiep " Maar sy kom weer verby en sê vir my, Ag toe man, jy kan op die handle bars sit dan lift ek jo"

Gatiep " Weer refuse ek jeHonour "

Gatiep " Sy kom 'n derde keer verby en tune my, Ok Gatiep, sit jy op die saal en trap, en ek sal op die handlebars sit en stuur?"

Gatiep " Dis hier wat ek toe maar ingee jeHonour en so maak, maar nie ver af in die pad nie draai Meraai die wiel en jaag met ons in die naaste bos in jeHonour"
" ek val my amper in 'n ander geloof in en met daai land skeer Meraai haar klere en skree vir my:


"Vat wat jy wil Gatiep!!!!"



Gatiep " Toe vat ek die bicycle jeHonour"
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:lmao: gatiep is gay.lol
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Wurmscooby wrote::lmao: gatiep is gay.lol
Nay wat! Hit djy noggie gesien hoe lyk daai Maraai! :twisted:

Ek word nou net aan 'n ander storie herinner .....

Gammat staan op die kaai na 'n hele week op see met 'n visser boot en die meneer is erg lus. Net daar kom Maraai verby gestap en vra vir hom "Hay Gammat! Hoe lyk dit met 'n ding!"

Gammat se boonste brein is nog aan die slaap toe hy haar antwoord, "Dja man, hoeveel?"

"Net fyf rand!"

Na amper die hele naweek saam te lê is Gammat Maandag oggend weer see toe met die ergste 'dose' waaraan jy kan dink. Die arme ou lê die eerste drie dae plat in die skip se siekeboeg. Hy is skaars twee dae terug aan sy voete toe die boot weer op die Vrydag langs die kaai in trek.

Sowaar! Daar staan Maraais weer en wag, en sodra hy afklim vra sy weer, "Hay Gammat! Hoe lyk dit met 'n ding!"

Die ou se onderste brein was toe net besig om weer wakker te word, en hy vra terug, "Hoeveel?"

Maraai dink terug en besef dat hy laas naweek te lekker gejol het vir te min geldjies en sy antwoord, "Tien Rand!"

Gammat bekyk haar deur skrefiesoë en kop vorentoe, "WAT!!! Wat verkoop djy nou? Kanker??"
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Gatiep en Meraai gaan steel snoek op die kaai in Saldanha.

Hulle is net so 'n entjie weg van die kaai, toe hoor hulle die polisie en sien net blou ligte.

Gatiep skree vir Meraai " steek weg die snoek Meraai, doer kom die boere "

Meraai " Waar dink djy moet ek die deng nou weg steek?"

Gatiep " druk hom onder jou rok ''

Meraai " Nee Sies, dit gaan stink "

Gatiep " Nou druk toe die snoek se neus Meraai "
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Ou Gatiep kom dronk by die huis aan en daar lê sy goudvissie en spartel op die mat, bek oop en toe.

Gatiep, "Vir 3 jaar maak ek jou tenk shkoon, 3 JAAR!", sê hy vir die vis.

En die vis se bek is oop en toe en hy spartel.

"...en vir 3 jaar gee ek jou kosh! 3 JAAR!"

En die vis spartel en sy bek gaan oop en toe.

"En vir 3 jaar ish EK jou geshelshkap, 3 vervlakste jare!!!"

En hy trap die vis: "En nou wil JY MY BYT!"
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Meraai: "Ek is swanger. Wat hoop jy is dit?"

Gatiep: " 'n flippin grappie!"
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Die predikant bevestig Gammat en Meraai in die huwelik.
Predikant: "Gammat, sê nou agter my aan: Ek neem Meraai vir 'n ewige verbond en erfenis."
Gammat: "Ek neem Meraai vir 'n ewige verdomde ergernis."



Speedcop stop Gatiep en wil hom beboet oor 1 hooflig van sy voertuig wat dood is.
Gatiep se: Nei my lanie! Dis load shedding, ek sit later die anner enetjie aan!


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