A hummer driver that hates Toyotas and Jeeps..ooops

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A hummer driver that hates Toyotas and Jeeps..ooops

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Came across this joke today, and nearly fell of my chair laughing... anyone know of any anger management courses for Hummer drivers... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

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I think it is just a case of trying to cover up his "short"comings. :twisted:
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I just always wonder if the people that hate other makes of vehicles ever owned such a vehicle. :crazy:
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just seen this on the other forum, and decided to rather not reply, sometimes it's just not worth it.
I always say, people with money (well earned and "old" money) never tell you they are rich, those who wants you to believe they are ain't really have any but have a complex about it.
how can we all like the same woman ??? we should be different with different opinions, and respect each other in theirs, and a jokingly comment about each other's rigs is a conversation starter, but be decent about it.
Remove the ey-caps and grow up is all I can tell that guy, my I never have to share a campfire with such.
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Sjym.
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.
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Seems someone deleted that thread...


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I wonder who :twisted: ............... It was still there just a short while ago! ;-)
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Awe... and I was haveing fun talking about my F'ing Toyota... :twisted:
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Ja look, he had a point IRO the oke that ragged him about his Hummer ... one doesn't approach a complete stranger and rip him off about his choice of vehicle in an offish manner. I too have little respect for the civilian Hummer, but would reserve comment, or at the very least make it very obvious that it was in a friendly and joking manner.

That said, "Seven days frozen" took it too far by responding with a brand bashing of his own to an unrelated audience and then still including "F-ing" Toyotas ..... perhaps the seven days was a bit too long (I was tempted to say as much on his thread but though the better of it ..... would have just added fuel to the fire).

I enjoy the occasional quip, but brand bashing can so easily be taken too far.
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He just had a bad day... poor soul.. My friend Dirk drives a Hummer.. he also has LOTS of bad days... and is also prone to sporadic senseless outbursts.. I wonder if it is a Hummer thing that we will never understand??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I agree that he could have been upset about the initial contact with that Jeep guy, but he seriously lost it afterwards.... Obviously some deep seated issues there... I was amazed that the post remained there that long, if it has been removed....
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ThysdJ wrote:He just had a bad day... poor soul.. My friend Dirk drives a Hummer.. he also has LOTS of bad days... and is also prone to sporadic senseless outbursts.. I wonder if it is a Hummer thing that we will never understand??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I have a friend that bought the H3 - brand spanking new, sent it straight to be KITTED to the hilt ......


I think they did ONE 4x4 trip with it !

It is his daily drive.


When he wants to OFF ROAD he takes mommies Landy .... did so a few years back and WON in his class, on a VERY muddy day. had the Landy cleaned before going home - mommy thought he was a spectator .....



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ThysdJ wrote:He just had a bad day... poor soul.. My friend Dirk drives a Hummer.. he also has LOTS of bad days... and is also prone to sporadic senseless outbursts.. I wonder if it is a Hummer thing that we will never understand??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just thinking about that maybe I must contact our friend with the Hummer and ask if it was'nt his rant, :naah: :naah: :naah: naah not his style, and not a forum type a guy.... :naah: :naah: :naah: but I'll ask him anyway... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking: Just remembered, I think it was another province anyway....
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GI Jane wrote:
ThysdJ wrote:He just had a bad day... poor soul.. My friend Dirk drives a Hummer.. he also has LOTS of bad days... and is also prone to sporadic senseless outbursts.. I wonder if it is a Hummer thing that we will never understand??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just thinking about that maybe I must contact our friend with the Hummer and ask if it was'nt his rant, :naah: :naah: :naah: naah not his style, and not a forum type a guy.... :naah: :naah: :naah: but I'll ask him anyway... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking: Just remembered, I think it was another province anyway....
different guy, different province, different model, different colour .... still ASK HIM ... :siffler: :surrender: :tease:



as I said in the other thread - he needs a THICK SKIN ....
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That chap has a major chip on his shoulder. He has since started another thread in similar vein but not as hate-filled as the first one.


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The bigger the hummer the bigger the problem
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