KLIPPIES & HILUX

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KLIPPIES & HILUX

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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Must be beter than red bull :laugh2:
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is it that hilux and coke that make a sfa lie on its back ?
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if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
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Pretty sure not, but then again it might.
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JEEPIE wrote:is it that hilux and coke that make a sfa lie on its back ?
Sure Cassie will answer that for us :lmao:
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:thumbup: :thumbup:
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Jis Shaun,

was amper betrap met die post deur die werkgewer, maar hier is hy nou: Hiluxers het nie dop nodig om braaf genoeg te raak om bulte te ry nie, ons doen dit sommer net oor ons kan en dit geniet. Miskien het daai Jeep die Hilux in sy petrol tenk nodig vir n oemf :twisted: :twisted: :tease: :tease: :tease: :tease: :siffler: :siffler: :siffler: :siffler: :surrender:
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Post by Baasvark »

You mix that with your klippies then you can also cover obstacles in 4 wheel drive
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Hilux 1 wrote:Jis Shaun,

was amper betrap met die post deur die werkgewer, maar hier is hy nou: Hiluxers het nie dop nodig om braaf genoeg te raak om bulte te ry nie, ons doen dit sommer net oor ons kan en dit geniet. Miskien het daai Jeep die Hilux in sy petrol tenk nodig vir n oemf :twisted: :twisted: :tease: :tease: :tease: :tease: :siffler: :siffler: :siffler: :siffler: :surrender:
i seriously doubt that
miskien nodig die hilux n bietjie jeep in hom om weg te kom ?
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if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
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(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
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Net oppas, met teveel klippies en hilux mag hul dalk net soos jeeps tekere gaan
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Amazing how fast the older sfa hliuxes RUN after a few klippies and coke.
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