Moet ASB nie drink en bestuur hierdie feestyd

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Moet ASB nie drink en bestuur hierdie feestyd

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Vriende, dis weer die einde van die jaar en tyd vir joligheid en jaareindfunksies.
Ek wil julle asseblief ernstig vermaan om nie te drink en bestuur nie!
Ek het gisteraand by 'n geselligheid vasgehaak en toe dit huistoe gaan tyd word,
het ek my kar daar gelos en 'n bus gevat.

Ek is vandag SO trots op myself...ek het nog nooit voorheen 'n bus bestuur nie! :smile:
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Hoe nou? Se jy jy het die bus bestuur?
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pietpetoors wrote:Vriende, dis weer die einde van die jaar en tyd vir joligheid en jaareindfunksies.
Ek wil julle asseblief ernstig vermaan om nie te drink en bestuur nie!
Ek het gisteraand by 'n geselligheid vasgehaak en toe dit huistoe gaan tyd word,
het ek my kar daar gelos en 'n bus gevat.

Ek is vandag SO trots op myself...ek het nog nooit voorheen 'n bus bestuur nie! :smile:

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I sincerely hope that the bus could fit through the drieway gate and into the garage without toooo much damage :celebrate: :celebrate: :celebrate:
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many a true word spoken in jest .....



PLEASE enjoy your break, ENJOY your time with your families, and PLEASE dont drive when "under the influence" ....



IF you are the ones hosting a party, take the lead and ensure there are dedicated drivers, OR sleep over arrangements.
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What!!!!!!!!sleep with your arrrangment :shock:
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Hilux 1 wrote:What!!!!!!!!sleep with your arrrangment :shock:
Isn't that why you have parties :surrender:
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Tarquin wrote:
Hilux 1 wrote:What!!!!!!!!sleep with your arrrangment :shock:
Isn't that why you have parties :surrender:
:lmao: :lmao:
some gets dropped off at home, others .... :drool: :drool:




ooooops, did I type that ....
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ChrisF wrote:
Tarquin wrote:
Hilux 1 wrote:What!!!!!!!!sleep with your arrrangment :shock:
Isn't that why you have parties :surrender:
:lmao: :lmao:
some gets dropped off at home, others .... :drool: :drool:




ooooops, did I type that ....
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Bly is ek nou dat ek nie na parties toe gaan nie :tongue: :tongue:
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DON"T drink and drive!

First finish drinking and THEN drive!



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Mud Dog wrote:DON"T drink and drive!

First finish drinking and THEN drive!



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