It's framed

Share your jokes and funny campfire stories with us here.
Forum rules
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)

BEFORE YOU START A NEW JOKES THREAD PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
Post Reply
User avatar
KOBUSL
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 2044
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:12 pm
Town: WOLSELEY
Vehicle: '96 HILUX 2.8 HILUX DC 3i BMW 540 RANCHERO UTE 4 Li
Real Name: KOBUS

It's framed

Post by KOBUSL »

THE TOILET SEAT.
------------------------

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.

After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament..We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The doctor replied "Actually I've seen plenty............just never one mounted and framed before!"
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
User avatar
Family_Dog
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 12692
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 10:09 am
Town: Klerksdorp
Vehicle: Hilux DC SFA, Hilux 2.7 DC, Hilux 2.7 SC, Prado 95 VX
Real Name: Eric
Club VHF Licence: HC101
Location: Klerksdorp, NW
Contact:

Re: It's framed

Post by Family_Dog »

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :tease:
Image

White Fang: 1999 2.7i DC Raider 4x4
Bull Dog: 1987 4Y-EFI 2.2 DC 4x4
Pra Dog: 1998 Prado VX 3.4
Hound Dog: 2000 2.7i SC 4x4


One Staffie, One Jack Russell, One Ring Neck Screecher, 17 Fish of questionable heritage


Image
User avatar
jacques kotze
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 3616
Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:51 am
Town: Nelspruit
Vehicle: 2,8 4x4 Auto Fortuner. 2,8 4x4 Hilux singlecab.
Real Name: Jacques
Contact:

Re: It's framed

Post by jacques kotze »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
User avatar
Froll
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 3305
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:13 pm
Town: Vioolsdrift
Vehicle: 2010 4.0 V6 Fortuner 4x4
Real Name: Roger
Club VHF Licence: N/A

Re: It's framed

Post by Froll »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Huismoeles
LR 4WD Full Lockers
LR 4WD Full Lockers
Posts: 794
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:46 pm
Town: Bellville
Vehicle: V8 Disco 1
Real Name: Dirk

Re: It's framed

Post by Huismoeles »

:ttwwp:


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
User avatar
ChrisF
Top Web Wheeler
Top Web Wheeler
Posts: 8188
Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:56 pm
Town: inniedorp
Vehicle: Toy
Real Name: Chris

Re: It's framed

Post by ChrisF »

skerp ....

Bwhahaha .....


:) :)
User avatar
4x4BEES
Monster Truck
Monster Truck
Posts: 3447
Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:13 am
Town: Brackenfell
Vehicle: Hilux 4.0V6
Real Name: Kevin

Re: It's framed

Post by 4x4BEES »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
User avatar
FIRSTGEER
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
Posts: 1536
Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:00 am
Town: King WilliamsTown
Vehicle: 2,5 D4D Singlr Cab 4X4 Full OME suspension. snorkel.GMA aftermarket bullbar.
Real Name: Tony Geer
Club VHF Licence: HC 109

Re: It's framed

Post by FIRSTGEER »

:yahoo: :tease: :dance1:
Image
Post Reply

Return to “Humor”