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cheap lift kit.

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:thumbup: DIY job. some place.
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Nice kort net verf :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Sjoe, dis "high"tech - baie beter as myne!!!
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Why did i never think of that?
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Hoppy wrote:Why did i never think of that?
Soooooo dit is jou volgende projek op X-Dors . :laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao:
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Eishhh :think: :tease:
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Sal like om te sien wat het hy/sy voor gedoen? :?: :?: :?:
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:bye: dit is voor.
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"Dit is voor". :lmao: :lmao: . Straight punches, no kisses! :lmao:
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:blackeye: :blackeye: :blackeye: :blackeye:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ek bedoel agter man :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
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Hehe! Nee, ek bedoel die droe manier waarop jy dit gese het..lol!
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:siffler: :siffler: :slap: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Nou weet almal ek weet nie veel nie lol :lmao:
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Here's a nice lift!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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:laugh2: :lmao:
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net met n JEEP
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Daai is nie 'n body lift nie, dis 'n "anti-theft device".... As jy nie kan inklim nie kan jy hom nie steel nie.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Dit lyk baie stabiel :mocking: :mocking:
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Surely there is easier ways to work on your motor :laugh2:
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SO JA:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Some people should stick with mecano sets
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Hoppy wrote:Some people should stick with mecano sets
dink nie DIE ouens sal reg kom met mechano nie ...... dalk moes hulle nog n paar jaar oefen met lego ... :siffler:
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ChrisF wrote:
Hoppy wrote:Some people should stick with mecano sets
dink nie DIE ouens sal reg kom met mechano nie ...... dalk moes hulle nog n paar jaar oefen met lego ... :siffler:
More like pen and paper :laugh2:
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Demmn,

Miskien so gemaak dat die ou tussen die mielie lande kan ry met die Jeep, sal sy winscreen bietjie spaar. :razz: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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O Dinges, ek sien dis 'n ander chassis...
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Dit is dalk n voëlverskrikker
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dantjie wrote::thumbup: DIY job. some place.
It's LHD so you can guess where! :D:

Sjoe! That's gonna make the vehicle VERY unstable ..... imagine the sway (I don't see a sway-bar) and the resulting sway-steer .... :crazy:
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