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Nuwe afrikaanse woorde

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Nuwe Afrikaanse woorde


Kuberknippie
Dit is darem nou ' n lekker woord vir cybersex.



Boosdoos
Die Ingelse noem dit die dogbox.

Rimpelkring
As iemand regtig ' n @rshole is kan jy hulle ' n rimpelkring noem.

Knaterflater
Soos die Ingelse sal sê: "it is a balls-up"

Bekotsenswaardig
As iets regtig sleg is.

Wolfdrol
' n Lekker woord vir ' n patat.

Melk-en-koekie-doekie
' n Bikini .

Kombikraal
' n Ander woord vir ' n taxirank

Hoerboer
' n pimp.

Flaterwater
' n Mooi Afrikaanse woord vir Tippex.

Plooipleister
' n Minder mooi woord vir ' makeup ' .

Strikkie griep
HIV/VIGS.

Gemoedsbekakking
Dit is as jy depressief is.

Hoerberoerte
Dit kry ' n mens as jy verby jou skarnier kwaad is.

Bergieparfuum
Brandewyn.

Koerhoere
Back-up singers.

Ponkerlong
' n Ander woord vir liefdemaak.

Doefpoef
' n Plaastoilet of longdrop

Troosdoos
' n Blow up doll.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Die post gaan weer delete word
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Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Geniet hom terwyl hy nog hier op is :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Ek ken nie bergies wat brandewyn kan bekostig nie, so daai woord is verkeerd... eerder papsak.. :twisted: :twisted:
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dankie, klaar ge-kopieer ... nou kan die mods maar klaar lag en dan delete ....
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:laugh2:
I think the blue should protest against the green and keep it up.

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Dankie so iets maak n mens se dag :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Hoppy wrote:Die post gaan weer delete word
kom ons kyk
:banned:
:boss:
:cooldude:
:surrender:
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Hoppy wrote:Die post gaan weer delete word
Niemand kan my kop delete nie.






Dit gebeur sommer self na 'n paar minute. :lol: :lol:
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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ChrisF wrote:dankie, klaar ge-kopieer ... nou kan die mods maar klaar lag en dan delete ....
:lol: :lol: Ag wat ... nie heeltemal 'kosher' nie maar dit was al klaar voorheen hier iewers 'n ruk trug gepos. ;-)
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:laugh2: :taunt: :lmao:
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Woefkardoes

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