Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
- JEEPIE
- Monster Truck
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Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Nuwe Afrikaanse woorde
Kuberknippie
Dit is darem nou ' n lekker woord vir cybersex.
Boosdoos
Die Ingelse noem dit die dogbox.
Rimpelkring
As iemand regtig ' n @rshole is kan jy hulle ' n rimpelkring noem.
Knaterflater
Soos die Ingelse sal sê: "it is a balls-up"
Bekotsenswaardig
As iets regtig sleg is.
Wolfdrol
' n Lekker woord vir ' n patat.
Melk-en-koekie-doekie
' n Bikini .
Kombikraal
' n Ander woord vir ' n taxirank
Hoerboer
' n pimp.
Flaterwater
' n Mooi Afrikaanse woord vir Tippex.
Plooipleister
' n Minder mooi woord vir ' makeup ' .
Strikkie griep
HIV/VIGS.
Gemoedsbekakking
Dit is as jy depressief is.
Hoerberoerte
Dit kry ' n mens as jy verby jou skarnier kwaad is.
Bergieparfuum
Brandewyn.
Koerhoere
Back-up singers.
Ponkerlong
' n Ander woord vir liefdemaak.
Doefpoef
' n Plaastoilet of longdrop
Troosdoos
' n Blow up doll.
Kuberknippie
Dit is darem nou ' n lekker woord vir cybersex.
Boosdoos
Die Ingelse noem dit die dogbox.
Rimpelkring
As iemand regtig ' n @rshole is kan jy hulle ' n rimpelkring noem.
Knaterflater
Soos die Ingelse sal sê: "it is a balls-up"
Bekotsenswaardig
As iets regtig sleg is.
Wolfdrol
' n Lekker woord vir ' n patat.
Melk-en-koekie-doekie
' n Bikini .
Kombikraal
' n Ander woord vir ' n taxirank
Hoerboer
' n pimp.
Flaterwater
' n Mooi Afrikaanse woord vir Tippex.
Plooipleister
' n Minder mooi woord vir ' makeup ' .
Strikkie griep
HIV/VIGS.
Gemoedsbekakking
Dit is as jy depressief is.
Hoerberoerte
Dit kry ' n mens as jy verby jou skarnier kwaad is.
Bergieparfuum
Brandewyn.
Koerhoere
Back-up singers.
Ponkerlong
' n Ander woord vir liefdemaak.
Doefpoef
' n Plaastoilet of longdrop
Troosdoos
' n Blow up doll.
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
- Ali3n
- Monster Truck
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- Real Name: Francisco the Great
- Club VHF Licence: B338
- Location: Roodepoort
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
PRESENTLY DISADVANTAGED
Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
- Hoppy
- Monster Truck
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- Real Name: Allan 0721291160
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Die post gaan weer delete word
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
- 4x4BEES
- Monster Truck
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- Real Name: Kevin
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Geniet hom terwyl hy nog hier op is
- ThysdJ
- Moderator
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- Location: Brackenfell
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Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Ek ken nie bergies wat brandewyn kan bekostig nie, so daai woord is verkeerd... eerder papsak..
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za
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CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
email: thys@teamoffroad.co.za
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- ChrisF
- Top Web Wheeler
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- Real Name: Chris
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
dankie, klaar ge-kopieer ... nou kan die mods maar klaar lag en dan delete ....
- Thunder02
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Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
I think the blue should protest against the green and keep it up.
Jeepie 3x
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
- Masekind
- LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
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- Real Name: Drikus
- Location: Lichtenburg
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Dankie so iets maak n mens se dag
If you don’t build your dreams someone else will hire you to build there’s
- JEEPIE
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 2052
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- Real Name: Shaun
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Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
kom ons kykHoppy wrote:Die post gaan weer delete word
OFFICIAL HILUX 4x4 RECOVERY VEHICLE
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
if you want to change this to recovered , first recover me - and have a relevant picture / foto to prove it !
ADVANCED 4x4 DRIVER COURSES DONE : US 254135 / US 254154
(STILL AWAITING SO-CALLED TETA CERTIFICATION VIA THE SERVICE PROVIDER AFRICAN OFF-ROAD ACADEMY - WHAT A JOKE)
- KOBUSL
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 2044
- Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:12 pm
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- Vehicle: '96 HILUX 2.8 HILUX DC 3i BMW 540 RANCHERO UTE 4 Li
- Real Name: KOBUS
Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Niemand kan my kop delete nie.Hoppy wrote:Die post gaan weer delete word
Dit gebeur sommer self na 'n paar minute.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
- Mud Dog
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- Town: East London
- Vehicle: '90 SFA Hilux DC 4X4, Full OME, 110mm lift. Brospeed branch, 50mm ss freeflow exhaust. 30 x 9.5 Discoverer S/T's on Viper mags. L/R tank. (AWOL) '98 LTD 2.4 SFA, dual battery system. Dobinson suspension, LR tanks, 31" BF mud's.
- Real Name: Andy
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Re: Nuwe afrikaanse woorde
Ag wat ... nie heeltemal 'kosher' nie maar dit was al klaar voorheen hier iewers 'n ruk trug gepos.ChrisF wrote:dankie, klaar ge-kopieer ... nou kan die mods maar klaar lag en dan delete ....
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!