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Op Struisbaai was daar ‘n restaurant met die naam Wonderkas. Hulle het seekos bedien – maar wat se seekos was dit nie net nie!
Hulle het daarop geroem dat hulle alles wat ‘n kliënt vra kan verskaf . Noorweegse salm, Sushi uit Japan, galjoen, perlemoen, langoustines,
Nieu Zeelandse groenpunt mossels, snoek, dertig vorms van harings, alle soorte oesters, Patagoniese en Meditireense calamari, krappe uit Alaska,
noem maar op, hulle het dit en hulle kon dit bedien .
Eendag kom daar vier toeriste . Hulle vra ‘n spyskaart, maar Dennis, die eienaar, sê, nee, jammer, hy het nie een nie hulle moet net vra wat hulle wil hê en hy sit dit voor.
Hulle kyk hom maar erg ongelowig aan maar bestel toe tog. Duidelik ken hierdie toeriste hulle seekos. Die een vra vir tuna sashimi.
Sekerlik, sê Dennis, wat sal dit wees, geelvin, blouvin, langvin of itoshbi? En, sê Dennis, sê sommer ook wat se tipe washabi jy by wil hê .
Die tweede toeris vra vir Selekant filet. Dis reg so, sê Dennis, en beveel sommer die Comoro selekant bo die Celebes aan want eersgenoemdes is nou in baie beter kondisie.
Die een toeriste tannie is maar bietjie dikkerig en mens kon sommer sien sy is ‘n lekkerbek. Sy soek vissop, sê sy . Dis reg so, sê Dennis, maar sal dit Waterzooi, Suppa de Pesce of Bouillabaisse wees.
Sê sommer ook verder dat hy die Bouillabaisse aanbeveel want die rascasse daarvoor het juis net vanmiddag uit die see gekom en die nuwe seisoen vir Turkse saffraan is iets besonders.
Die maer blondine wil iets ligs hê en bestel ‘n slaai met vars seekastaaiings en sargasso jellie met skyfies gerookte Beluga dolfyn .Doodreg, sê Dennis, ek kan sommer sien julle is kenners.
Die toeriste sit behaaglik agteroor met ‘n bottel koue Chablis en Dom Perignon sjampanje . Twintig minute later kom die kos .
Alles is perfek voorberei en is presies soos wat dit onderskeidelik bestel is . ‘n Eet ervaring so uit die boeke.
Toe hulle klaar geeët het, kon hulle nie ophou om Dennis te komplimenteer nie.
Hulle vra hom toe met ontsag of dit al ooit gebeur het dat iemand hom gevra het vir ‘n gereg wat hy nie kon voorsien nie. Ongelukkig ja , antwoord Dennis.
Een Sondagaand in Julie het ‘n man hier ingekom en my gevra vir gestoomde meermin tieties op roosterbrood .
Glo my, sê Dennis, ek het die hele Struisbaai plat gery maar kon nêrens brood kry om te rooster nie.
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Oom Dawie,remove this thread :boss:

Chane comes from struisbaai..........

















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Nice!!!!!


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