Being a traffic officer!

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Being a traffic officer!

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The only time I will be proud to be a traffic officer is if I had one of these: :cooldude:
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Ekke wil ook he :beg:
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Waste of tax / rate payers money! Wonder how many weeks it will be before it's stuffed up? :think:
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No way that you are going to get away!!
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They won't stuff it up, it isn't the South African police :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Black Sam wrote:They won't stuff it up, it isn't the South African police :laugh2: :laugh2:
:lol: Sorry, my bad .... just assumed that this sort of extravagance was only found here .... never looked at the plates. :D: ;-)
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Hope that one doesn't end up like this one

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It just jumped in front of me!
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Mostly the Italians have the Lambo's as high-pursuit vehicles. :drool: :drool:

In SA we have bakkies with incompetent drivers who don't even know whats going on :slap: :slap:
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