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I want to start a business oppertunity selling timeshare at inkandla.
I need ideas on marketing and everything that goes with it.
Any help will be appreciated.
Thanks in advance :boss:
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I wouldn't stay with Jacob or his merry wives if you paid me.
Now if you were suggesting Julius I may reconsider.
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INN-KANDLA :think: :think:
Sounds a bit too upper class for my non criminal ways :lmao:
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I think firstly it will need upgraded security, like jail bars and then a real pool, a fire pool will just not work for me.
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Ink and L A ...... sounds more like a tatoo parlour .....
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Bushwacker wrote:I want to start a business oppertunity selling timeshare at inkandla.
I need ideas on marketing and everything that goes with it.
Any help will be appreciated.
Thanks in advance :boss:
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I wouldn't stay with Jacob or his merry wives if you paid me.
That is it, you guys miss the point.

You get a R100 million per year tender from the state to run it (security is expensive).
You sell time timeshare at R50.00 per week

You pay people R2,000 per week to stay there, and the balance is your measly profit

You must think like the new South Africa, no more western thinking please
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pietpetoors wrote:
I wouldn't stay with Jacob or his merry wives if you paid me.
That is it, you guys miss the point.

You get a R100 million per year tender from the state to run it (security is expensive).
You sell time timeshare at R50.00 per week

You pay people R2,000 per week to stay there, and the balance is your measly profit

You must think like the new South Africa, no more western thinking please
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