NAME THE BIRD

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NAME THE BIRD

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I think it’s a ZUMALEMAGABE BIRD ( Latin Name: WEDAFAKAWEAT )
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Dit moet n bobbegaai wees
If you don’t build your dreams someone else will hire you to build there’s
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Julius want a cracker :laugh2:
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Post by Obelix and Dogmatix »

Thunder02 wrote:Julius want a cracker :laugh2:
Neil - Julius is a craker!! :acute: :cooldude:
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
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woman so as to give him time
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for her first question
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WQN wrote:
Thunder02 wrote:Julius want a cracker :laugh2:
Neil - Julius is a craker!! :acute: :cooldude:
Sorry....


Julius want a Julius.
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Not a secretary bird,must be a political bird !!!!
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Post by 4x4BEES »

Dis n KINGfisherKONG man :lmao: :lmao:
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