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Jacob Zuma was visiting a primary school in North Limpopo and
he visited a fourth grade class.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is
playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be
a tragedy."
"No," said Zuma, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a
cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Zuma. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Zuma searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and a Mrs.
Zuma was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Zuma. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss...
and you can bet it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher fainted!
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!
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:yahoo:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao:
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:lol: I'd be inclined to join that queue! :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP :yahoo: ..... You wouldn't understand....
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On second thoughts, I'd probably loose my manners and start some serious queue hopping! (Repeatedly) :twisted:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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:lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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