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Sound advice for men

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• "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
• Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don’t understand it, but you still accept it.
• Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time, while the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
• Most women request the same husband in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste?
• All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, but 5 missed calls from the wife? Now that is seriously scary.
• What is “checkmate”? You tell your wife “I saw a lady who looked exactly like you" and she asks: "Was she gorgeous?" You can’t say 'No' and you can’t say 'Yes' – now THAT is checkmate.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
• There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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SADLY I HAVE TO AGREE!! :blackeye:
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question
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COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Obelix and Dogmatix wrote:SADLY I HAVE TO AGREE!! :blackeye:
2nd that one,we have permission to rule the world from the wife :slap:
Not all those who wander are lost!

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

(The wife said it's fine if I laugh) :blushing:
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Love it!!
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come guys

grow up, and stand up for whats right .....







just make sure you have a comfy couch ,,,,,
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I will pass comment as soon as my wife is away for a few days and the coast is clear :angel: :angel:
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:think: :think: :naah: :naah: :naah: thats just looking for trouble :!: :!: :shh:
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This made my day!
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I have my wife exackly where She wants Me.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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There is one line they omitted in the wedding vows:
To the husband:
Do you accept that anything you say may, and WILL be used against you in future?
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Yes,,,, I agree, sound advice for men.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
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