Getting old gracefully

[KOBUSL]

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realised that at my age I don't really give a rat's arse anymore.

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so...

Now that I'm older, here's what I have discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the top dog, other days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. Have I sent this message to you before... or did I get it from you?

Please be kind to the elderly!

[Baasvark]

Scary that @ 40 a lot of that is already true for me

[4x4BEES]

Scary that @ 40 a lot of that is already true for me

+1 and I'm only 34

[pietpetoors]

I'm rich!
Silver in the hair
Gold in the teeth
Crystals in the kidneys
Sugar in the blood
Lead in the butt
Iron in the arteries and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas!

I never thought I would accumulate such wealth

[Mud Dog]

Hehe!

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Shame, Oom Eric must still be " ♫ all shook up ♪ " seeing that he hasn't posted here yet.

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[pietpetoors]

Ha ha Andy, that first one...

That is also true with the wife, pleasing is not that easy but hey, the other part comes naturally.

[Mud Dog]

Hehe .... that part is totally effortless!

Must be a constant that's imprinted in the male Genome .....

[Haboob]

Excellent...

[Mud Dog]

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[Mud Dog]

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[ChrisF]

Scary that @ 40 a lot of that is already true for me

some bikers will know this -

Growing old DISGRACEFULLY - Uylesys


but you MUST be older than 40 to join ....

[Mud Dog]

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